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Just wanted to share a wierd life changing thought I had whilst chilling out in sundissential the other week.

When I was in Austria when I was 14, we had a thing called "Wally awards", basically, if you do sumat stupid, then you get nominated, the nominations are counted at the end of the day and the person who gets the most nominations gets thrown in the pool fully clothed and has to wear a dummy the whole of the following day, now, I have to say, I pretty much "won" (or even lost, depends how you look at it) every day, and I remember thinking how embarrased I was that I had to wear that dummy most of the 2 weeks I was over there...... Now, 8 yrs later, Wearing a dummy every weekend is part of my life, I wouldnt be without it when Im clubbing (being a full time cyber monkey and all)! How things change eh! hehe. [Laugh]

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hehehe that is really funny. [Laugh]

I love bringing my dummy out clubbing but had to give it up coz my parents started getting suspicious! They started asking if I stick tabs on 'em to suck?! CLUELESS!

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HEHEHE, Well, Im a bloke and wouldnt be without my dummy at a weekend, well, better than chewing me tongue off eh ?.

and, if your attracted to women with dummies ? then you really need to ask your self a few questions!!!!!!!!! hehe.

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no way, the best thing to do is just make out with a girl all nite [Well Happy]

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I think dummies on anyone lads or girls are pathetic. I mean come on people how old ya?!? I go through about 5 sticks of chewing gum a night and it looks a hell ova lot better than a grown bloke suckin on a dummy. Sometimes i think it may be true that too many drugs are frying peoples brains.... [Roll Eyes]

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i mean i would still be mates with you, (unless you wore it to go to tescos or somthing, that would be too weird...) i wouldnt hold it against you.

 

i think yellow cars are for window lickers, but im still mates with people who own them ;-)

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Its just a bit of fun the end of the day, most of my friends in Sundissential suck dummies, and I have been to tesco whilst sucking it, after a night out looking for toys etc etc.

 

and yeah, drugs fry ya brains, the 15 yr old me'd be well embarrased to be seen with the 22 year old me, hehe..... did that make sence?????

 

Oh, and dummies, unattractive on men, sssooo, thats ehy I never pull when Im out, hehe....... lets see, Women - or stick witht he dummy, hhhhmmmmmmmmmmm.......... def stick with the dummy, least the dummy wont break your heart and [censored] on ya hehe. WTF am I on about, must the the thought of actually staying in tonight fort he first time since March,,.... eeekkk, what to do, fall asleep sucking my dummy I guess [Laugh]

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