BB's Jade - NAKED!!!!!!

[scouseladuk]

No [censored]... scary or what!?!?

 

 

Taken from the Channel 4 Website:

ENCASED in a pure white duvet, Jade looks the picture of virtue this morning as she sleeps off a multitude of drinking games.

 

It's a vastly different story to last night when the tipsy youngster lost a drinking game and wound up starkers in front of the other housemates.

 

The housemates had to name a celebrity whose first name starts with the same letter as the surname of the previous answer.

 

Unfortunately for the Bermondsey girl, it all went wrong when she failed to correctly pronounce Richard Branson, calling him 'Branstid' instead.

 

At the same time as the bra came off, Jade's modesty seemed to trickle away, although the blonde contestant did announce: "This is the most awful experience of my life!"

 

However, illegally repeating "Kevin Costner" for the third time led to Jade's ultimate downfall, as she slipped out of her pants in front of the whole House.

 

"Oh my God," gasped PJ, undoubtedly unsure as to whether Jade would see it through to the bitter end.

 

Despite originally refusing, screeching: "I'm not taking my knickers off, I can't," Jade soon relinquished her grasp on dignity and sat in her birthday suit on the sofa.

 

Running around the lounge and subsequently attacking Alex in the bedroom, Jade made her embarrassment quite clear.

 

"My kebab's showing!" she screamed. Unable to get the correct reaction out of the drunken model, the dental nurse continued in the same vein.

 

"My minge was on national TV!" Jade hollered.

 

"So f*****g what," retorted Alex. "Your minge has probably been everywhere by now!"

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[Claire DC]

Oh Dear, im not the prettiest painting in the gallery but at least i dont do THAT lol!! Naked pigs?? Whatever will they think of next??

[kinkykell]

ewwwwww!! ive seen a worse pic that my mate sent me..totally gross...she trie gettin famous by gettin naked for a sunday news paper ill try get the pic up but its jst eurgh disgustttttinnnn as if i was feelin sick enuff! i has to see sights like that! bleurrrgh

[TidyTraxGrant]

one thing to say about that trog :

[scouseladuk]

its this bit that makes me chuckle:

 

Running around the lounge and subsequently attacking Alex in the bedroom, Jade made her embarrassment quite clear.

 

"My kebab's showing!" she screamed. Unable to get the correct reaction out of the drunken model, the dental nurse continued in the same vein.

 

"My minge was on national TV!" Jade hollered.

 

"So f*****g what," retorted Alex. "Your minge has probably been everywhere by now!"

[scouseladuk]

lol sorry still pissing meself over this....KEBAB hehehe - cockneys...so funny

[camhillaus]

I've only been in the country a couple of days but I seem to pick up a vibe that this is not a quality girl representing all that is good about England. Am I right?

[Whizzer]

I wasn't gonna say anything, but I feel I must point out that as Jade is my sister, I'd prefer it if you refrained from referring to her as a pig. And any more mentions of her kebab will not be well received.

 

Besides, I'd shag her...

[camhillaus]

She actually scares me!!

[CrashinCarey]

id prob shag her as well

 

[Lia]

It was really funny though!! i couldn't stop laughing!!

[scouseladuk]

quote:

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Originally posted by CrashinCarey:

id prob shag her as well

 

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ah dude thats sick! seriously mate look at her ==>

 

Usually you could say "well she might be a really nice girl" but shes not, shes thick, ugly and very very irritating!

 

...and giving kebabs a bad name!!

[CrashinCarey]

no way dude, id shag her rotten

[camhillaus]

I wanted to try one of your pommy kebebs but that is no longer an option! So thankyou Jade, thanks very much, you've ruined my trip.