All Dead in 17 Years ?

[j1983m]

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Originally posted by kinkykell:

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Originally posted by wub_wub:

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Originally posted by kinkykell:

ill be 33!! hopefully still a clubnut..with 10 kids..each with differnt dads..ill have 3 dogs called..slag..muttly..and vanessa feltz..n ill b living in a caravan off the m6..smokin 50fags a day..and downin a bottle of vodka..my kids will pimp me out to random truck drivers called pete and ken

ill lead such a classy life!! hehe

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We were in the Harvester the other day, and this right Pikey family were in there. One of the kids was being a little [censored], and basically running around, nicking cutlery and stuff.

 

The mother stands up and yells "LEVI! PUT THAT DOWN!"

 

the kids name was LEVI. Forchrissakes.

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did the family have about 8 kids..and either cum out of a camper van or a mini bus..with al their furniture on the top?? coz if they did it cud have been meeee..my other kids are called..gap..dickhead..freak..jon boy..mary ellen..and kenneth..

 

i saw a beverly hill billy styleee family the other week in safeway..they was buyin all the stuff that had been reduced..like the fresh bread was like 15p instead of 60odd and they had like 50 bog rolls..and cheese for 20p!! blesstheir cotton socks!!

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sure they werent students?

[Wub Wub]

Nowt wrong with being a student.

 

It's the only time you can justify buying Asda Smartprice Margarine

[kinkykell]

i remember my nanna force feedin me asda smart price stale bread! ewwww!!! was like chewin on cardboard!! i agree with the aldi thing tho!! gr8 place 2 get ur cheapo booze for shin digs

[Wub Wub]

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Originally posted by kinkykell:

i remember my nanna force feedin me asda smart price stale bread! ewwww!!! was like chewin on cardboard!! i agree with the aldi thing tho!! gr8 place 2 get ur cheapo booze for shin digs

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Don't forget the bottles of voddie for about £6!!!

[kinkykell]

ahh u gotta love the cheap vodski!! had a party a while back n went mental in aldi buyin all the cheapo booze i cud for £50! every1 was lashed 2 feck!! aldi is good for cheap munchies..and cans of beans for 8p or summit!

[Wub Wub]

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Originally posted by kinkykell:

ahh u gotta love the cheap vodski!! had a party a while back n went mental in aldi buyin all the cheapo booze i cud for £50! every1 was lashed 2 feck!! aldi is good for cheap munchies..and cans of beans for 8p or summit!

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9p cans of beans, 7p cans of spaghetti

 

Aldi is where I'm going to cater for my house warming party in September time at uni....gonna get nicely mashed!

[kinkykell]

nice1! there was sum cheapo rum there which was pretty nice!! but u cant beat the cheapo imported beer!!

[CreamyC]

If it ends in 17 years CreamyC World will survive, its been built to withold 17.6 billion tones of carnage, 200 million bombs, 9.6 zillion nuclear missiles!

 

At the moment CreamyC World is still working on technology to withold the the full force of TidyTraxGrants arse! As I said, we're working on it, that alone could take 17 years! I'm confident that Grants refusal to eat beans for lunch and our techno breakthrough, we will do it!

 

WELCOME TO A BRIGHT NEW WORLD - WELCOME TO CREAMYC WORLD!

[Claire DC]

hahahaha, like it kev

[TidyTraxGrant]

 

An asteroid discovered just weeks ago has become the most threatening object yet detected in space.

A preliminary orbit suggests that 2002 NT7 is on an impact course with Earth and could strike the planet on 1 February, 2019 - although the uncertainties are large.

 

Astronomers have given the object a rating on the so-called Palermo technical scale of threat of 0.06, making NT7 the first object to be given a positive value.

 

From its brightness, astronomers estimate it is about two kilometres wide, large enough to cause continent-wide devastation on Earth.

 

Many observations

 

Although astronomers say the object definitely merits attention, they expect more observations to show it is not on an Earth-intersecting trajectory.

 

This asteroid has now become the most threatening object in the short history of asteroid detection

 

Dr Benny Peiser

It was first seen on the night of 5 July, picked up by the Linear Observatory's automated sky survey programme in New Mexico, US.

 

Since then astronomers worldwide have been paying close attention to it, amassing almost 200 observations in a few weeks.

 

Could it be deflected?

Dr Benny Peiser, of Liverpool John Moores University in the UK, told BBC News Online that "this asteroid has now become the most threatening object in the short history of asteroid detection".

 

NT7 circles the Sun every 837 days and travels in a tilted orbit from about the distance of Mars to just within the Earth's orbit.

 

Potential devastation

 

Detailed calculations of NT7's orbit suggest many occasions when its projected path through space intersects the Earth's orbit.

 

Researchers estimate that on 1 February, 2019, its impact velocity on the Earth would be 28 km a second - enough to wipe out a continent and cause global climate changes.

 

However, Dr Peiser was keen to point out that future observations could change the situation.

 

He said: "This unique event should not diminish the fact that additional observations in coming weeks will almost certainly - we hope - eliminate the current threat."

 

Easily observable

 

According to astronomers, NT7 will be easily observable for the next 18 months or so, meaning there is no risk of losing the object.

 

Observations made over that period - and the fact that NT7 is bright enough that it is bound to show up in old photographs - mean that scientists will soon have a very precise orbit for the object.

 

Dr Donald Yeomans, of the US space agency's (Nasa) Jet Propulsion Laboratory in California, told BBC News Online: "The orbit of this object is rather highly inclined to the Earth's orbit so it has been missed because until recently observers were not looking for such objects in that region of space."

 

Regarding the possibility of an impact, Dr Yeomans said the uncertainties were large.

 

"The error in our knowledge of where NT7 will be on 1 February, 2019, is large, several tens of millions of kilometres," he said.

 

Dr Yeomans said the world would have to get used to finding more objects like NT7 that, on discovery, look threatening, but then become harmless.

 

"This is because the problem of Near-Earth Objects is now being properly addressed," he said.

 

http://www.BBC.co.uk

[Wub Wub]

That can't be good.

 

All the reason to party now!

[kinkykell]

saw that on aol yesterday bit freaky..but i aint too arsed really!! there is always scares bout asteroids..if i had one day left to live id make sure i partied damn feckin hard 2 finish meself off!

[Rob D]

Seems absolutely no reason to worry, don't know why people are getting so uptight about it.

[kinkykell]

exactly!

[Claire DC]

Ah [censored], 20 days before my 38th birthday fook im 38 in 17 years!!

 

Think all the end of the world is nigh sandwich boards'll be comin out then lol!!