For the Guys RE: Oral Sex!

[Diablo]

Me - well personally, i could get a tent and camp out down there all night - ladies - who's first?

[Power Slough]

Hear, hear!!!! 3 cheers for Cunnilingus!!

[Dakers]

Yeah, I know what you mean about responsiveness Wubsicle...

 

I love it when you're just lightly flicking the end of her clit and you get her hips raising off the bed and her hand on the back of your head trying to get you to do more... It's sooooo much fun to see how long you can keep teasing her before she starts issuing death threats to you!

[Wub Wub]

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Originally posted by power_slough:

Hear, hear!!!! 3 cheers for Cunnilingus!!

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And not just the tongue....lets not forget that the teeth can play an important part down there.....most women I've gone down on get a quick out of me nibbling their clit, for some reason

[scouseladuk]

Fuckin ell lads mind u dont bang ur heads on the door on the way out! lol

 

Wonder if ur gf's and ex's share the same enthusiasm for ur cunnilingus skills as you do?

 

[Wub Wub]

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Originally posted by scouseladuk:

Fuckin ell lads mind u dont bang ur heads on the door on the way out! lol

 

Wonder if ur gf's and ex's share the same enthusiasm for ur cunnilingus skills as you do?

 

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that is a good point.....they could have just been being polite.

[scouseladuk]

well have you ever told a girl she gives [censored] head? Personally i haven't

 

But then again is there such a thing as [censored] head..

[Wub Wub]

a blow job is ALWAYS quality. Unless you're my mate Dave...

 

Dave, and his girlfriend of the time were getting hot and heavy at a party. The bird had a lot to drink. They disappear off into a downstairs toilet, where she proceeds to go down on him. In his pissed, macho state, Dave decides that the poor girl shouldn't be given a choice on whether to spit or swallow.

 

She takes a good mouthful (which she was apparently unprepared for), and proceeds to vomit all over Dave's exposed crotch.

 

Ha. Ha. Ha. Picking chunks out your pubic hair? not high on my to-do list.

[scouseladuk]

but he blew his load therefore still making it a half decent BJ surely? lol

[Wub Wub]

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Originally posted by scouseladuk:

but he blew his load therefore still making it a half decent BJ surely? lol

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Let's weight up this argument

 

Blowing his load VS. Getting puke on his cock

 

Let. Me. Think.

[Power Slough]

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Originally posted by wub_wub:

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Originally posted by scouseladuk:

but he blew his load therefore still making it a half decent BJ surely? lol

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Let's weight up this argument

 

Blowing his load VS. Getting puke on his cock

 

Let. Me. Think.

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It's a tricky one really!!!

[Kenikia]

When Ive been Pissed, Ive been known to tell a guy the truth about his sexual performance. Not always good!

[Wub Wub]

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Originally posted by Kenikia:

When Ive been Pissed, Ive been known to tell a guy the truth about his sexual performance. Not always good!

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I'm always up for getting a few more pointers. An wise man is one who realises he has much to learn.

[Power Slough]

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Originally posted by Kenikia:

When Ive been Pissed, Ive been known to tell a guy the truth about his sexual performance. Not always good!

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A bit of constructive criticism is never a bad thing!!!!

[Wub Wub]

Though, reading back over this post, it does seem to be a bit of an ego flexing thing.