**WARNING EXTREMELY SHITE JOKE ALERT!!**

[scouseladuk]

A man walks into the butchers and says "can I have 2lb of sausages please?" The butcher replies "Dont you mean kilos?" "Ok" says the man "Ill have 2lb of Kilos please"

 

[Claire DC]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lol

[oddball]

where is the joke?

[Daydreamer]

[Belle]

It would be better as a blonde joke then everyone would understand

[Tidy Girl]

A lonely girl who was very forward worked in a

bookstore where one of the men that provided service

for the store was kind of cute. During each service

call she made every effort to make sure she told him

she was divorced and available.

 

One day she came out and ask him, "Are you married?"

 

He answered her and said, "Well actually, I'm involved

with someone."

 

"Oh" she said disappointed, "seems like the good ones

always are."

 

"Well", he said, "Actually I'm involved with a married

woman."

 

"Oh, really!" she said with a renewed interest.

 

"Yeah," he says, "but unfortunately she's my wife."

 

[Scream]

lianne that was really really bad. But not as bad as this one.

 

A man goes to see a doctor and tells the doctor that he has a cricket ball stuck in his ass.

 

the doctor then replies, how's that?

 

the man says, oh god not you too.

 

[Belle]

hahahah!!!! uhhhhh, well, I thought it was funny!

[Tidy Girl]

quote:

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Originally posted by Scream:

lianne that was really really bad.

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well the post is called 'extreamly shite joke alert isnt it?! teehee!

[MItz]

OH DEAR!!!! I'm soooo thick - dont get the cricket ball joke!

[Tidy Girl]

*tidy whispers 2 mitz... "neither did i!"*

 

[whatisbeak]

an irish man dies and when the family are at the funeral one relative walks up to the wife of the desceased

"he looks like he died happy."

 

the wife replies "yeh. he died in his sleep. when he wakes up the shock could kill him"

[Tony P]

I got one for ya all:

 

This man walks into a butchers and says to the butcher, "see that meat on the top shelf behind you, I bet you £50 you can't reach it?"

The butcher replys "No, you are right! The steaks are too high!!!"

[MItz]

Hehehe Tony P - thats quite good (I reckon!)......and finally a joke I understand!! *DUMB BITCH I know!*

[Tony P]

Thanks Mitz