Family Fortunes

[scouseladuk]

>The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on the UK TV game show

>"Family Fortunes"

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>Name something a blind person might use - A sword

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>Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon

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>Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

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>Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar

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>Name a famous brother and sister - Bonnie & Clyde

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>Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

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>Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse

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>Name something that floats in the bath - Water

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>Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair

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>Name something Red - My cardigan

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>Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers

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>Name a famous royal - Mail

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>Name a number you have to memorize - 7

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>Name something you do before going to bed - Sleep

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>Name something you put on walls - Roofs

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>Name something in the garden that's green - Shed

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>Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings

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>Name something you might be allergic to - Skiing

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>Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters

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>Name something a cat does - Goes to the toilet

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>Name something you do in the bathroom - Decorate

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>Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog

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>Name something associated with the police - Pigs

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>Name a sign of the zodiac - April

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>Name something slippery - A conman

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>Name a kind of ache - Fillet 'O' Fish

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>Name a food that can be brown or white - Potato

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>Name a jacket potato topping - Jam

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>Name a famous Scotsman - Jock

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>Name another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones

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>Name something with a hole in it - Window

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>Name a non-living object with legs - Plant

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>Name a domestic animal - Leopard

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>Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee

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>Name a way of cooking fish - Cod

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>Name something you open other than a door - Your bowels

[Power Slough]

[jane]

Hehehehe! Ive got one question though, how on earth did you know all them?

[scouseladuk]

sent in an email luv... some other peep must have done the anorak work.

 

My fave has to be:

 

Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

[Tidy Girl]

god there i was thinkin i was dumb!

[Wub Wub]

I think that celebrity Family Fortunes would be so much better;

 

Let's meet;

 

Romeo, Harvey, Megaman, Neutrino and Lisa Maffia - the So Solid Family!

 

And they'll be playing;

 

Method Man, Ol Diry Bastard, Inspecta Deck, RZA and Ghostface Killa - the Wu-Tang family!