RE the homepage

[Flakey Dove]

Dear C.T.W

Whilst recentley surfing for porn,I happened to stumble across this site's homepage.

Now my gripe is with the pictures at the top of the page.We have 3 lovely stunna's(cTHESUN) up there,but who's that suspicious looking character lurking ominousley amongst them?

Why,its only bloody niceonebruvva,CTW's resident zanester,that's who!

What's he doing up there?Is it really such a good idea to have neil's gormless chops grinning inanely down to all and sundry?Surely the aim of the homepage is to attract new members,not scare them off!

I suggest this offensive material is removed immediatley,and replaced by something more attractive and appealing.

A piece of coal perhaps,or a babboon's arse.

Yours

concerned of Liverpool.

[Wub Wub]

MIAOW!

[Fish]

I would love to have the honour of my piccie on the front page - but alas rain man is there instead with my beautiful camel

 

The other two are C and Du Du - beautiful creatures, in fact, I think that they are angels

 

YEAH RIGHT !!!

[Fish]

best re-phrase that

 

They are beautiful creatures - but no way jose are they angels !

[Kenikia]

Nice1Bruvva is well cute! Leave it ouit!

[Claire DC]

Neil, u is mi lil and ya know it

[Beckie in La La Land]

bunch of cunts i was enjoying my five mins of fame!!

[nice1bruva]

Flakey you cheeky scouse bastard!!

 

My picture IS up there to attract new members!!

 

"Only beautiful people may pass, you offend my mirror!! Aagghhhh!!!"

[Flakey Dove]

Hmm,creamyc instead?

Caught between a rock and a hard place springs to mind.

oh dear..

[Wub Wub]

I was thinking of the frying pan/fire analogy.....main because they're both so hot

 

(oops, thinking out loud again)

[Kenikia]

I think that Me, Claire and Elly [who are definatly the most sexiest girls on CTW - ok Im just there for show, not for the sexiness] should be up there. And just one guy for all the gloryness........ Wub!

[CreamyC]

Everyones prayers are answered, CreamyC will be replacing that of Neil very shortly!

 

Thank you and enjoy!