Little Johnny!

[MItz]

One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding"

for the first time in her life. Having failed

to understand what was going on and being

really frightened, she decided to share her

trouble with little Johnny.

 

Having found Johnny she told and showed him

what her problem was.

 

Johnny's face grew serious and he said, "You

know, I'm not a doctor, but it looks like

someone just ripped your balls off!"

[Bobbymoore]

Wa-hey!!

[matthew james]

 

m.

[scouseladuk]

[Kenikia]

I dont get it

 

*Dawn lives up to her "ignore me. im dumb" msn name*

 

[MItz]

Bloody sexist cack, but i'm still forwarding it, must fight the

urge..... NOOOOOOO.

 

Are you tired of the battle between the sexes?

Men and women are different. There's no question

about it. But instead of focusing on the negative

qualities of men and women, why not celebrate

the positive qualities?

 

Let's start with the Ladies:

 

Women are compassionate, and loving, and caring.

 

Women cry when they are happy.

 

Women are always doing little things to show they

care.

 

They will stop at nothing to get what they think is

best for their children (best school, best prom

dress, best dentist)

 

Women have the ability to keep smiling when

they are so tired they can hardly stand up.

 

They know how to turn a simple meal into an occasion.

 

Women know how to get the most for their money

 

They know how to comfort a sick friend.

 

Women bring joy and laughter to the world.

 

The know how to entertain children for hours on end!

 

They are honest and loyal.

 

Women have a will of iron under that soft exterior.

 

They will go the extra mile to help a friend in need.

 

Women are easily brought to tears by injustice.

 

They know how to make a man feel like a king.

 

Women make the world a much happier place to live.

 

= = = =

 

Now, for the Men:

 

Men are good at moving heavy things and killing spiders. (and sex obviously!)

[oddball]

[Kenikia]

quote:

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Originally posted by oddball:

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that laughing smily looks like he's giggling on speed!

[Bobbymoore]

I can't get invovled in sexist arguments. My gf uses this site and while Little Johnny's diagnosis was wrong for Little Susie it might well be right for me if I make the wrong comment and she gets hold of me!!