if you could be any character in any soap, who would you be?

[matthew james]

I'd be Flic form Neighbours, and never get in ever shows, and spend all day playing with myself in front of a mirror.

 

m.

[Wub Wub]

Jamie from eastenders, just so I could tell Sonya exactly what I thought of her

 

Would involve the first time I shagged her and had to cover her in flour and aim for the where it stuck.

 

Or how I preferred taking her from behind so I didn't have to look at her fat, ugly pasty face.

[Fish]

Pat Butcher - she is a classy berd just like me !

[matthew james]

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Originally posted by wub_wub:

Jamie from eastenders, just so I could tell Sonya exactly what I thought of her

 

Would involve the first time I shagged her and had to cover her in flour and aim for the where it stuck.

 

Or how I preferred taking her from behind so I didn't have to look at her fat, ugly pasty face.

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wub_wub - you got class mate!

 

m.

[Kenikia]

I would be Maria from Corrie. Id have Nick anyday!

[Wub Wub]

Actually, I'd be MAtt out of hollyoaks, so I could rip the [censored] out of that fat, ugly, ginger, [censored] retarded useless waste of 400lb of human being Chloe!

 

I bet she's got f^cking harpoon scars on her, size of that one!

[Kenikia]

oh i so dislike chloe. not for her body size but the size of her gob! her gob is bigger than her belly!

[MS Zee]

I'd be Billy from Eastenders, and show the folks of Albert Square how a nightclub should be run.

 

Hard house 2nite Dot. Here, these will get you going.........

[Wub Wub]

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Originally posted by MS Zee:

I'd be Billy from Eastenders, and show the folks of Albert Square how a nightclub should be run.

 

Hard house 2nite Dot. Here, these will get you going.........

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that is f^cking wicked mate! I've got tears in my eyes reading that

 

LMFAO!

[oddball]

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Originally posted by wub_wub:

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Originally posted by MS Zee:

I'd be Billy from Eastenders, and show the folks of Albert Square how a nightclub should be run.

 

Hard house 2nite Dot. Here, these will get you going.........

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that is f^cking wicked mate! I've got tears in my eyes reading that

 

LMFAO!

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wait till you've read this!

 

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July News: Dot Cotton to become club DJ

 

EastEnders' Dot Cotton to save clubland? You never know eh? The Sun is likely to proclaim the first lady of the laundrette as our saviour, but anyway... she's taken to the decks.

 

June Brown, who plays Dot, DJ'd at the Destiny club in Ellesmere Port, Cheshire, on Saturday. A spokesman for the club told The Sun: "Her only request was to smoke in the DJ's box".

 

So perhaps we can get Lisa or one of the other prettier girls off the telly to DJ? Hollyoaks DJcompetition anyone?

 

www.4clubbers.net

 

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[LittleMissLoud]

i would b kat from easties cos shes a mouthy cow like me!!

 

billy has got posters on his flat wall saying drum n bass and uk garage nite, and one with hard house and trance nite- funny they never go there on these nites!

[nice1bruva]

I'd be the Fonz from Happy days!! you've gotta admire a quiff like that!!

[CreamyC]

Why dont think Wellard get enough coverage?

 

I'll tell you why shall I - its coz the actress that plays Wellard is too busy caught up in a storyline involving re-decorating a kitchen!

 

It is none other than the one and only Sonia Jackson! That actress that plays both these characters deserves an oscar!

[Claire DC]

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Originally posted by matthew:

I'd be Flic form Neighbours, and never get in ever shows, and spend all day playing with myself in front of a mirror.

 

m.

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I agree with u

 

Nah, id be mandy outa hollyoaks cos mmmmmmmmmm Luke (Gary Lucy) ooooh yes please!!

[Claire DC]

And she so much better lookin than me of course!!