Help me

[Claire DC]

Hahaha im not talkin beastialitu you wude rude wude boy!!

[Scream]

neither was i, but now you mention it i am worried about the fact you brought it up, lol

[Claire DC]

Hahaha now ya just puttin words into my mouth!!

 

Dawn just called me JIM on MSN....

"+ a memory so real i can almost feel you + says:

brb jim

+ a memory so real i can almost feel you + says:

jim????

+ a memory so real i can almost feel you + says:

hun!

Claire (still out from saturday lol) says:

lmao

Claire (still out from saturday lol) says:

hahaha

Claire (still out from saturday lol) says:

ok

+ a memory so real i can almost feel you + says:

ok ur now called jim"

 

where does she get it?!?!

[Scream]

i dunno i think she has a little stash hidden somewhere.

 

But now you mention it Jim does suite you.

[Claire DC]

Dawn...where's ya stash?? u hidin it in my flat????

 

Do u think it suits me?? *looks in mirror* i odnt know think i prefer another one!! Lol

[Scream]

no i think Dawn was right, Jim does suit you. Jim Jones is what we'll call you.

[Claire DC]

i dont wana be jim jones, said fast sounds like jim jams as in pyjamas lol, or does it...or is it just me

[Scream]

no it don't sound like jim jams. BUT jim jams is perfect. we'll call you jim jams.

 

Down the bus stop, "oi jim jams!!"

[Claire DC]

it gets worse, i dont wana be jim jams cos then ill be either borin like pyjamas or sticky like jam, can i not be somethin a tad better?

[Scream]

how about Ruby?

[Claire DC]

how bout sexy lingerie?!?!?!

[Claire DC]

hang on...why do i wana be called sexy lingerie?? lmao

[Scream]

because you're strange remember???

[Kenikia]

haha Jim. Hows this: DJ Jim's deep cleavage!

[Claire DC]

strange?? i wouldnt call me strange ...just different hahaha

 

All in a good way of course