Corporate Lessons read u might learn sommat!!

[Davies]

Corporate lesson 1

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> A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up

> her

> shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing

> overwhich

> one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly

> wraps

> herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the

> door, there

> stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob

> says,"I'll

> give you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have on." After

> thinking

> for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front

> of Bob.

> After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves.

> Confused,but

> excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the

> towel and

> goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her

> husband asks

> from the shower "Who was that?"

> "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.

> "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the 800

> dollars he

> owes me?"

> Moral of the story:

> If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk in

> time

> with your stakeholders, you may be in a position to prevent

> avoidable

> exposure

>

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> Corporate lesson 2

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> A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road,

> he

> stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in

> andcrossed

> her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The

> priest had

> a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he

> stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and

> immediately said, "Father,remember psalm 129?" The priest was

> flustered and

> apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand.

> However, he was

> unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on while changing

> gear, he

> let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said,

> "Father,

> remember psalm 129?"

> Once again the priest apologized."Sorry sister but the flesh is

> weak."

> Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful

> glance and

> went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to

> retrieve

> a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek,

> further up,

> you will find glory."

> Moral of the story:

> Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great

> opportunity!

>

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> Corporate Lesson 3

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> Usually the staff of the company play football. The middle level

> managers

> are more interested in Tennis. The top management usually has a

> preference

> for Golf.

> Conclusion: As you go up the corporate ladder, the balls reduce in

> size.

>

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> Corporate Lesson 4

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> When in doubt, shred.

[Nick G]

*applauds*

 

nice one

[Tidy Girl]

hehe!