Harley Davidson joke

[Davies]

This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley

> Davidson. One day he has

> finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the

> dealer. After he

> picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him

> about an old biker

> trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free

> from rust. The

> dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a

> jar of Vaseline

> handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and

> everything will be

> fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves.

> A few months later, the young man meets a woman and

> falls in love. She

> asks him to come home and meet her parents over

> dinner. He readily

> accepts and the date is set. At the appointed time,

> he picks her up on

> his Harley and they ride to her parents house.

> Before they go in, she tells him that they have a

> family tradition that

> whoever speaks first after dinner must do the

> dishes. After a delicious

> dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the

> First person to break

> the silence and get stuck doing the dishes. After a

> Long fifteen

> minutes, the young man decides to speed things up,

> so he Reaches over

> and kisses his woman in front of her family. No one

> says a word.

> Emboldened, he slips his hand under her blouse and

> fondles her breasts.

> Still no one says a word.

> Finally, he throws her on the table and has sex with

> her in front of

> everyone. No one says a word.

> Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother

> and throws HER on

> the table. They have even wilder sex. Still no one

> speaks. By now he is

> thinking what to do next when he hears thunder in

> the distance. His

> first thought is to protect the chrome on his

> Harley, so he gets his

> jacket, reaches in his pocket and pulls out his jar

> of Vaseline. The

> father says, "Okay dammit, I'll do the dishes!"

[Nick G]

*chuckles*