5 Questions

[DJ Elemental]

ok Claire told me to post random crap, so i thought, ahhhhhhhh wtfudge, so heres 5 questions for you to answer, the out comes should be intestering

 

1)If you could date a celebrity, who would you choose? (mine would be Shakira cause shes well tastey lookin' )

 

2) If you could spend a day with that celebrity, what questions would you ask that person? (i'd ask her 'your place.. or mine ?' )

 

3) If you were a toy, what toy would you be? (i'd be a transformer.. i dunno why i'd just like to be)

 

4) If you had time machine, where would you go and why? (I'd go back to the time garage was invented and kill the son of a %^*&h who made it)

 

5) If you were God, how would you transmit or let people know your message? (Tie a message to a brick and drop it on their heads )

 

There you have it, 5 random and pointless questions for you to answer

[Tresh]

1) Mauro Picotto, cos then I cud shoot him

 

2) Why don't fly to the moon and not come back?

 

3) A fit woman's vibrator, need I explain why?

 

4) Mauro Picotto's birth so I could prevent ppl from ever hearing his dreadful techno [censored].

 

5) Get a loud speaker and shout!

[Scream]

1) i can't think of a celebrity right now, lol.

 

2) how's the weather?

 

3) i would be a transformer too, they were just mental

 

4) i would want to go back to WW2. don't ask why i just would.

 

5) in an advert on the telly for john smiths.

[Kenikia]

1)If you could date a celebrity, who would you choose? Seth Green... Oh baby!

 

2) If you could spend a day with that celebrity, what questions would you ask that person? Who needs to talk? His lips are MiNE! Mwahaha!!

 

3) If you were a toy, what toy would you be? A dildo. .... whaaaaat?

 

4) If you had time machine, where would you go and why? Id go back in time to December 1999. For personal reasons.

 

5) If you were God, how would you transmit or let people know your message? Id be a dJ and announce it in between tunes.

[matthew james]

quote:

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Originally posted by DJ Elemental:

 

1)If you could date a celebrity, who would you choose?

Pink

 

2) If you could spend a day with that celebrity, what questions would you ask that person?

Are you really coming up?

 

3) If you were a toy, what toy would you be?

A space hopper thing.

 

4) If you had time machine, where would you go and why?

Ibiza, August 1998, Sa Trincha beach @ 7.30am with my first real love, Jenny.

 

5) If you were God, how would you transmit or let people know your message?

I would make them all get high on drugs, then they would "feel my presence, man".

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[ 16 August 2002, 08:20: Message edited by: matthew ]

[Wub Wub]

1)If you could date a celebrity, who would you choose? Nemone from Radio1

 

2) If you could spend a day with that celebrity, what questions would you ask that person? I'd probably be quite sad and talk about music all day

 

3) If you were a toy, what toy would you be? Nerf dart gun

 

4) If you had time machine, where would you go and why? Woodstock, the year before Hendrix died

 

5) If you were God, how would you transmit or let people know your message? I'd walk around invisibly, whispering "If you build it, they will come" in people's ears.

[Fish]

1) If I could date any celebrity, it would have to be Huey Morgan from the Fun Lovin Crminals, he is sexy as [censored] and the coolest man god ever created.

 

2) I would ask him if he would [censored] me.

 

3) I would be Operationthe game, then I would jump up when you tried to put my pieces in and scare the crap out of everyone.

 

4) If I had a time machine, i would go back a few years and never take out all of the loands that i have now.

 

5) If I was God, i would give people orgasms to transmit my messages.

[Blink]

Originally posted by DJ Elemental:

[QB]

1)If you could date a celebrity, who would you choose? Trent Reznor (no, I'm not gay, but it means I get to ask him questions )

 

2) If you could spend a day with that celebrity, what questions would you ask that person? Erm, can I have 2 questions, the first would be "Do you like the demo tape?" and the second would be "Who was she?" (His first album was called "Pretty Hate Machine", and some woman [censored] him up bad)

 

3) If you were a toy, what toy would you be? A Lamborghini (hey, when I am rich and famous, I am gonna have loads of them as toys )

 

4) If you had time machine, where would you go and why? Man, I would go FORWARD in time, about 1000 years.

 

5) If you were God, how would you transmit or let people know your message? I wouldn't, that would teach the ungrateful little fuckers

 

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This message was written whilst listening to The Man With No Name - Voices

 

first time I have heard any, and I LIKE it

 

[ 18 August 2002, 10:37: Message edited by: Blink ]

[Daydreamer]

1) Kylie ... Just because

2) Erm ... I've got no idea ... I'd think of some wierd random question on the spot

3) Someone's favourite cuddly toy

4) Back about 5 years and change a lot of stuff i did totally wrong the first time out... Ah the benefit of hindsight

5) Someone already said it but i'd do it in a kinda psychic way that provided an orgasm too

[Belle]

1) Probably Brad Pitt, cos I think he's shaaaa-weeet!

 

2) Well, if it were Brad Pitt, I suppose I'd ask him if we could take pictures

 

3) Toys, hehe, howwwwww about, the brunette Barbie, cos I'd kick the blonde bitches' ass n brunettes would be stereotyped as more fun

 

4) I'd go back to when arguments were settled with gunfights (the gentlemen way), cos family values seemed to be much more prevelent in society then

 

5) I'd give some good hard proof that Heaven and Hell do exist..........

[nice1bruva]

1)If you could date a celebrity, who would you choose? Its gonna have to be the antipodean sex midget that is Kylie

 

2) If you could spend a day with that celebrity, what questions would you ask that person? Do you [censored] as well as you dance?

 

3) If you were a toy, what toy would you be?

lego - my heads in enough bits as it is!!

 

4) If you had time machine, where would you go and why? I would love to say something deepand meaningful but next saturdays lottery numbers are too tempting

 

5) If you were God, how would you transmit or let people know your message? What do you mean IF i was God???

[stryker]

1)If you could date a celebrity, who would you choose?

 

liz hurley

 

2) If you could spend a day with that celebrity, what questions would you ask that person?

 

pink or brown? spit or swallow? are you really on the pill?

 

3) If you were a toy, what toy would you be?

 

action man

 

4) If you had time machine, where would you go and why?

 

i'd go back to 1925 and ask john logie baird (inventor of the television) what he planned to watch on the only tv in the world.

 

5) If you were God, how would you transmit or let people know your message?

 

i'd write messages with clouds.

 

sx

[Ross.Rocks]

1)If you could date a celebrity....

Anne Robinson, I'd love to make her feel like a right d!rty b!*ch hehe..

 

2) If you could spend a day with that celebrity, what questions would you ask that person?

Pink or Brown...?

 

3) If you were a toy, what toy would you be?

Think I gotta agree wif Tresh on dis one... Vibrator it is!

 

4) If you had time machine, where would you go and why?

I'd take all the hollywood directors back and show them ITS US WHO DID THE HARD WORK AND MADE HEROES, YOU WERE THE LAZY TW&TS WHO CAME IN A THE END!! heheheh...

 

5) If you were God, how would you transmit or let people know your message?

hummmm.... while you were taking a dump, I'd let you know..!`¬!£$%