Chat up lines?

[Guest]

Personal favourite :

 

Do you get lots of parking tickets ?

Cause you have fine written all over you !

 

One that worked for me :

 

Basically, you are fit and I am fit - so when are we going out ?

[scouseladuk]

the only lines i use are big fat lines of coke to give me confidence. works though

[Bladeclubber]

never used them- if u need them to pull a girl then u need to work on ur act- it should come naturally!!!!

[stryker]

can you drive?

 

well back onto this then!

 

sx

[Bladeclubber]

quote:

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Originally posted by stryker:

can you drive?

 

well back onto this then!

 

sx

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thats a classic!!!!

[Daydreamer]

quote:

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Originally posted by tidy_girl:

Austin Powers chat up lines

 

1) I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

2) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) let's get you out of those wet clothes.

6) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

14) I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

15) If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

18) You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?

21) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

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My favs.

 

Love em

[Claire DC]

Iv had too many to remember but they all got the same response (unless they were havin a laff with them and were particularly sexy)

The respanse bein and

 

Thankfully i have never used one before!! Always relyed on my stunnin good looks , wit and charm

 

...........yeah right and pigs might fly!!