what a pile of POO

[Louise]

let me guess, if i reply to this i loose money (somehow)

 

Dear Ms Townsend, I am Mr.Michael Eneje,an Attorney at law, and the Personal lawyer to Mr.R.C. Townsend,a foreigner who used to work with Shell International Republic of Togo,Hereinafter shall be referred to as my client. As it may interest you to know, Your contact was giving to me by divine aspiration at the office of the Chamber of commerce and Tourism in Lome-Togo as I was going through some directories. I decided to contact you in order to champion such a business magnitude without any problem. On the 21st of April 2000,my client,his wife and their two children were involved in a car accident along Kara-Sokode expressway while arriving from a Holiday to Lome.All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then, I have made several inquiries to their embassy to locate any of their extended relatives and this has also proved unsuccessful. I am contacting you to assist in repatriating the fund valued at US$10.5m,(Ten million and five hundred thousand United States Dollars),left behind by my client before it gets confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Security Finance Firm where this huge amount were deposited.The said Security Finance Company has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have his account confiscated within the next twenty one official working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2 years now, I seek your consent to present as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Therefore, I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free. On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 30% of the total sum as gratification, while 5% will be set aside to take care of expenses that may arise during the time of transfer and also telephone bills, while 65% will be for me. All I require from you is your honest co-operation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Upon your acceptance to this proposal,I suggest that you reply through this Private email address: michaeleneje_tg@yahoo.fr,for the confidentiality of this transaction.I expect your urgent response indicating your full interest in this great business transaction to our both mutual trust.Your telephone and fax number will be need for our easy communication. Sincerely, Mr.Michael Eneje. Esq.

 

 

[Guest saffysue]

Think I've had that 5 times from 5 different "people"!

 

[Phil B]

i like the split of the money

[Louise]

 

i wonder what would happen if i did reply?

 

 

[Phil B]

he would probably ask you for your bank details so he could 'transfer' the money over

[Louise]

yeah, and next time i visit the bank i will be £1000 OVERDRAWN

[Phil rr]

lost interest at "shell international"

 

sum it up in two lines

[SexyNic]

That's hilarious! Luu I think you should reply and say you're going for it (with fake details) just to see what they do next.

[Louise]

mmmmmm, might be worth a thought