Fao:Jed the Humanoid

[whatisbeak]

Dear Jed.

I read in the daily local intergalatic weekly news that you had a cat. Is this true? Because I have a spare 'h' in my alphabet from 1995. If you want you can have this 'h' and you will have a chat instead. Then everyone can go round your heating cupboard to see you chat.

On a lighter note why do you warm up your cups in a board?

Is it a new thing?

Well Im off to learn the dictionary. I was listening to the radio and down count was on. Out of the letters that where picked, F-A-N-N and Y, I also failed to get "any." I have no idea why I never get "any."

Did you get "any" earlier?

-Rob

[James]

whatisbeak,

 

I'm afraid I'm JUST GONNA HAVE TO STOP YOU THERE YOUNG FELLA' ...

 

I STRONGLY advise (yes, strongly, not stronly which is what I orginally wrote before correcting myself, ooops - nearly forgot the closing bracket - here you are >) that you DONT try and learn the ENTIRE Oxford English Dictionary in 24 hours - Yes, I heard you bought the book but I have FIRST HAND experience on "Dictionaries" in general (if thats what you want to call them then fine, I wont tell anyone, I understand we want to keep this as 'code language') and I think I may be able to help....

 

For the letter A there were no less than 1,321 Latin-English words for me to learn - I originally set out back in the good old 1984 days (you remember them?) - this was because I was going through a time in my life when 'A' REALLY meant something to be and I just kinda picked up on that 'A' [censored] real quick.

 

B was a TOTALLY DIFFERENT STORY ALTOGETHER WHICH I'D RATHER NOT GO INTO RIGHT NOW - If you look through my posts carefully you will seeing I'm careful with my use of the letter 'b'

 

C is a new best friend

 

D - ahhh. DuDu

 

E - YOU KNOW WHERE I'M COMING FROM

 

F - This is the letter I'm currently on...

 

YES - ITS TAKEN ME 22 god damn years to get this far - at this rate the dict is gonna take me until 2077 before I 'know it all'

 

Give it up buster - BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT!!!!!

 

You're fired you here me ??? FIRED - FIIIIIRRRRREEEDDDD!!!!!!

 

James (or am I 'another' james ?)

[FredTheBaddie]

quote:

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Originally posted by James:

For the letter A there were no less than 1,321 Latin-English words for me to learn - I originally set out back in the good old 1984 days (you remember them?) - this was because I was going through a time in my life when 'A' REALLY meant something to be and I just kinda picked up on that 'A' [censored] real quick.

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Don't you mean "A REALLY meant something to B " ?

[whatisbeak]

damn.

i heard good things happened later on in the book.

a few unexpected twists. i was hoping to just quickly "scan" the first few letters.

well tell you what. you point out good letters that you have read up on, and i'll check em out.

maybe then I can win in word games.

ouff