fao people who ring me

[Wub Wub]

Call the Libby hotline - all sex, all the time!

[LibbyVanDyke]

Hey Hey i am a pleasant girl! I aint a slut like that claire dc!! only kidding hun, honesly was ajoke, am considering deleting this whole sentence but i dont know if ull take it as a joke. oh i cant be arsed anyway although for all this typing i am doing i might as well of. oh i need to go back to bed.

[whatisbeak]

screeching is fine for me baby.

ill run the toilet and call you from there.

better be gentle with that rough cheap toilet paper thou.

*starts dialling libbys number*

[LibbyVanDyke]

*is wondering if it is just her or everyone else that doesnt understand that sentence in the SLIGHTEST*

 

toilet roll? maybe he doesnt understand the concept of using a phone?

 

hmmm

[whatisbeak]

*whispers "masturbation" into libbys ears*

*waits for penny to drop*

[Diablo]

posh wank libby!

[Wub Wub]

A seemingly normal thread has once again turned random on us.

[whatisbeak]

quote:

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Originally posted by wub_wub:

A seemingly normal thread has once again turned random on us.

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due to the fact james was horny last nite and tried calling the sex line...sorry libby, and consequently making her tired/stupid.

(ok maybe james wasnt horny but he was drunk so im allowed to assume he was horny)

[Wub Wub]

quote:

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Originally posted by whatisbeak:

(ok maybe james wasnt horny but he was drunk so im allowed to assume he was horny)

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*Image of James horny*

 

AAARRRGGHGHHH!! MY EYES! I'M BLIND!

[LibbyVanDyke]

hahaha shall i let you lot carry on?

 

ok i see about the toilet roll thing!

 

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!

[whatisbeak]

told you it wasnt a rumour about what happens when you play with your self.

shouldnt of thought of james should you

[Wub Wub]

*sound of vomit hitting keyboard*

[whatisbeak]

well libbyvandyke, or can i call you miss libbyvandykester for short?

why not just put your phone on silent or switch it off at nite. or even stop adverstising your business in the local paper

[scouseladuk]

this thread is fast becoming even more pointless

[Wub Wub]

don't you mean phone box?