fao people who ring me

[whatisbeak]

thats why ive agreed to be libbys slave if she gets 10 or more correct. if she does answer more then 10 correctly she highly underestimated.

i cant even understand 10 of them

[LibbyVanDyke]

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Originally posted by whatisbeak:

libby. im now going to give you a quiz. answer the questions. then ill find out how stupid you really are.

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? - Yes

 

2. How many birthdays does the average man have? - depends how old the average man is

 

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? - one

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother, How come? bcos.

 

5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada? cos its a differnet country

 

6. How many outs are there in an inning? dont like cricket

 

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why? bcos he is really a woman

 

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this. no thanks u shud understand it anyway stupid

 

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

25

 

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?

he is pink - cos he sidelines as a drag artist

 

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

1 apple, and ur also a theif and will be arrested

 

12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?

well one isnt a nickel thats for sure!

 

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

i would walk out the room, and check into a hotel

 

14. How far can a dog run into the woods?

depends whats chasing him

 

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?

one and a half hours

 

16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

9

 

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

1

 

18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

meat

 

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

12

 

20. What was the President's name in 1950?

same as it is now i presume, unless he aswell as the bear, is a drag queen

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[Wub Wub]

libby. im now going to give you a quiz. answer the questions. then ill find out how stupid you really are.

 

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? yes

 

2. How many birthdays does the average man have? A number equal to his age

 

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? Just the one

 

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother, How come? The beggars a woman

 

5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada? cos he's not dead

 

6. How many outs are there in an inning? Cricket is wank

 

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why? No, because in order to have a widow, the man must be dead

 

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this. They don't play each other?

 

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 55

 

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?

 

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? -2, and 3 apples

 

12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins? Forgeries

 

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first? the match

 

14. How far can a dog run into the woods? about halfway, then is starts running out

 

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?

 

16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? 1

18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh? Meat

 

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12

20. What was the President's name in 1950? Kennedy?

[scouseladuk]

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Originally posted by wub_wub:

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Originally posted by whatisbeak:

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother, How come?

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I don't get that one

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because the begger is a woman? therefore the begger is the womans sister...

[CreamyC]

I'm out of this, I got lost at No1!

[Wub Wub]

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Originally posted by scouseladuk:

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Originally posted by wub_wub:

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Originally posted by whatisbeak:

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother, How come?

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I don't get that one

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because the begger is a woman? therefore the begger is the womans sister...

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thanks SLUK, I just got it. It is still early...

[whatisbeak]

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Originally posted by LibbyVanDyke:

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Originally posted by whatisbeak:

libby. im now going to give you a quiz. answer the questions. then ill find out how stupid you really are.

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? - Yes -Correct

 

2. How many birthdays does the average man have? - depends how old the average man is - They only have one birthday (what a stupid answer)

 

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? - one - Nope. All of them have 28 days

 

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother, How come? bcos. - Haha. Nope its her sister.

 

5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada? cos its a differnet country - Because he is LIVING

 

6. How many outs are there in an inning? dont like cricket - I think this is a baseball question

 

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why? bcos he is really a woman - No cos he is dead.

 

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this. no thanks u shud understand it anyway stupid - Haha.

 

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

25 - 50. To divide by a half is to double

 

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?

he is pink - cos he sidelines as a drag artist - Haha. Nope. If all walls face south he must have built his house on the north pole. There for the bear is white. (polar bear libby)

 

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

1 apple, and ur also a theif and will be arrested - If you robbed two apples then you will have two apples. Unless your a stupid gnikcuf thief

 

12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?

well one isnt a nickel thats for sure! - Here is your nickel back. *starts head banging* (damn whats that stupid silly song)

 

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

i would walk out the room, and check into a hotel - Or a stupid asylum.

 

14. How far can a dog run into the woods?

depends whats chasing him - ?? Well after half way he will be running out of the woods

 

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?

one and a half hours - Close. 1 hour. you have 1, take one 30 minutes later. and the third after an hour

 

16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

9 - Yeh thats 2 points

 

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

1 - Well done. 3

 

18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

meat - Clever sex line hostess. 4

 

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

12 - Someones ben reading there dictionary. 5

 

20. What was the President's name in 1950?

same as it is now i presume, unless he aswell as the bear, is a drag queen - You star. 6

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6. Thats pretty impressive. Ill be your slave till Sunday.

Me thinks your not thats stupid after all. And rather funny

[Wub Wub]

What did I get?

[whatisbeak]

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Originally posted by wub_wub:

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? -2, and 3 apples

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Hahahahaha

Thats very funny

i think yours added up to 11

well done.

but libby is clevereerererar

[FredTheBaddie]

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Originally posted by whatisbeak:

 

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this. no thanks u shud understand it anyway stupid - Haha.

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Each man plays 5 games and wins them all. 10 games in total. No-one said they were playing each other.

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9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

25 - 50. To divide by a half is to double

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Erm, 30 / 0.5 + 10 = 70 actually.

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13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

i would walk out the room, and check into a hotel - Or a stupid asylum.

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You light the match first ..

[LibbyVanDyke]

so do i pass??