SPIT OR SWALLOW

[tidyboy69]

So tell me then people who like to spit or who swallows

[Scream]

as i tell my lady friends it's rude to spit

 

but as another lady friend would say i gargol

[Claire DC]

iv only ever had to make the choice 3 times with 2 people but each time i have to say i did swallow...gets it out of ur mouth faster than lookin for a place to spit it...makes u heave a bit but its not really that bad!!

[Power Slough]

Since we're on this subject, I thought this etiquette guide might come in handy;

 

Blowjob Etiquette (by a female)

 

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.

 

2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.

 

3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not

standard practice to cum on someone's face.

 

4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.

 

5. My ears are NOT handles.

 

6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard,

deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on

your dick?

 

7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.

 

8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through

your head - I'm bloated and I feel like [censored] so no, I don't feel

particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex

right

now.

 

9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls -

if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.

 

10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me

I've just "wrecked it" for you.

 

11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards

is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in

the

future.

 

12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about

the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that

we're good

at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.

 

13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about

the protein content.

 

14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.

 

15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs

often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either

sympathize or brag.

 

16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to"kiss

it good morning."

 

A Man's thoughts on Fellatio AKA Rebuttal Etiquette (by a male)

 

1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find

someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.

 

2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier

than licking a dead fish.

 

3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to

you?

 

4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful

I'm not pulling your hair.

 

5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the

only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!

 

6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need

all the fluids you can get. Trust me.

 

7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the

short end of the stick in flavor country.

 

8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.

 

9. Play with the balls.

 

10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.

 

11. Caress the ass, too. We like that!

 

12. Make hay when the sun shines. It's "wide awake" in the morning now,

but when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee

it'll be

"sound asleep."

 

13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your

face, now will you?

[Scream]

oh that was good, me likes that

[tidyboy69]

excellent liked that one.

[Claire DC]

Blowjob Etiquette (by a female)

 

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.

 

SOME DO LIKE IT THO

 

2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.

 

NAH, JUST ENJOY IT

 

3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not

standard practice to cum on someone's face.

 

I DONT MIND

 

4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.

 

BUT IT SAVES CLEANIN UP THO LOL

 

5. My ears are NOT handles.

 

BUT U CAN GRAB MY HAIR TO SHOW UR ENJOYIN IT

 

6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard,

deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on

your dick?

 

TRUE, BUT A BIT OF DEEP THROAT IS ALWAYS GOOD

 

7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.

 

NOT ARGUING WITH THIS ONE

 

8. Having my period does not mean

that it's "hummer week" - get it through

your head - I'm bloated and I feel like [censored] so no, I don't feel

particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex

right

now.

 

BUT I DO COS IT STILL TURNS ME ON

 

9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls -

if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.

DONT NEED NO PERSUADING

 

10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me

I've just "wrecked it" for you.

 

HAHAHA, DO IT SUBTLY, WHILE STILL PLAYING A BIT, THEY WONT NOTICE

 

11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards

is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in

the

future.

 

ID THINK OF A WAY TO KEEP YOU IN BED

 

12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about

the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that

we're good

at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.

 

MINE ARE ALWAYS GOOD, II MAKE SURE OF IT

 

13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about

the protein content.

 

WELL I GUESS U GOTTA EAT HEALTHILY SOMETIME LOL

 

14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.

 

UNLESS U'LL DO IT WHILE II READ A BOOK/AM ON THE NET?

 

15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs

often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either

sympathize or brag.

 

I DONT MIND U BRAGGING LOL

 

16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to"kiss

it good morning."

 

WHY NOT?? I LOVE IT

 

 

hahahaha, just thought id clear a few matters up

 

[ 02 August 2002, 15:12: Message edited by: Claire DC ]

[tidyboy69]

cheers claire at least i know wot to do now when i meet ya hunni hahaha

[Power Slough]

I like you more & more every day Claire!! So when are me & you going to get the chance to run through these ideas on a 1 to 1 basis???lol

[Diablo]

Claire - thought you were vegitarian - ?

 

[Claire DC]

I am....doesnt mean i cant enjoy some meat lol

[tidyboy69]

wot sort of meat do u like then claire??

[SarahPVC]

Swallow of course!! For those who know me well, u know i am a gym fanatic. Well this is one of the best sources of protein there is! And its free!

[Claire DC]

hahaha, niiiiiiiiiice!! Gotta think of ya body eh sarah?!

[Power Slough]

quote:

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Originally posted by SarahPvc:

Swallow of course!! For those who know me well, u know i am a gym fanatic. Well this is one of the best sources of protein there is! And its free!

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Did you want me to send you any of my spare protein then????