***Anal Sex Slang***

[Wub Wub]

Euphenisms for anal sex, off the top of my head;

 

Poo pusher

Marmite miner

Fudge packer

Rectal raider

Shooting the big brown bullethole

Chasing the chocolate starfish

Uphill gardener

Getting lost in the chocolate cave

 

anymore for anymore?

[Diablo]

Arsed bandit

[censored] Stabber

Bourneville Boulevard (as in taking a walk down)

Choccy Whiz Way Rider

Cottager

Rusty Bullit Hole

Nervous Spider

Tradesman’s entrance

Rusty Sheriff’s badge

Cock Jockey

Sausage Jockey

[Wub Wub]

Back Door burglar

[Diablo]

Cock Jockey is my fav at the mo

[Wub Wub]

where's Dakers today?

 

We'd have twice this by now if he were about.

[Diablo]

Dakers - come out come out wherever you are

 

Could be in the closet again?

[Claire DC]

goin up the dirt track!!

[Kenikia]

Last time i was in bed with someone, I was *almost* agreeing to anal sex!

[Nick G]

sex full stop would be nice. have car, will travel. lol

[peachravers]

hey, i like a bit of anal, anyone care to take up the offer???? and no bastards this time, i had enuff of the last one, lol.