Eating out.

[matthew james]

Eating out

 

Eating out and chowing down,

But tonight I'm not out on the town.

Tonight I'm served a seafood dish,

Well at least it tastes like fish.

 

Time to overcome my fears,

As she drags me down by my ears,

To feast upon her hairy pie,

Where pubes and stubble jab my eye.

 

She lies back and moans and then softly sighs,

I can't help thinking about scampi and fries.

Don't lick too low move up a bit,

Got to be careful or I'm in the [censored].

 

Nibble, lick, caress and stroke,

The things I do just for a poke.

Up, down and right a bit,

Where the hell does she keep her clit?

 

I'll never find it here like this,

Fanny design just takes the piss.

To find my way around her twat,

I'll need a torch and a miner's hat.

 

I think my tongue is failing me,

Christ I hope she doesn't pee.

I've been licking her minge for years.

I wish I could breath through my ears.

 

God I hope that she comes quick,

Since my neck's developing a crick,

Im sweating like I've got a fever,

Under the covers, eating split beaver.

 

I must have hit the right spot at last,

Her screams are gaining volume fast.

She clamps her thighs around my head

And her screams scare the neighbours out of bed

 

She's coming at last and making a racket,

Her Thighs crushing my head like a discarded fag packet.

I'm Choking and sputtering but she doesn't care,

That my mouth is full of fish flavoured hair.

 

And that my face is smothered in thick fanny batter,

And juice that tastes like a seafood platter.

But she thinks it's funny and starts taking the piss,

But soon stops her laughing when I move in for a kiss.

[stryker]

mmm my favourite food is fish pie with a hairy side salad.

 

sx

[matthew james]

quote:

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Originally posted by stryker:

mmm my favourite food is fish pie with a hairy side salad.

 

sx

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and crabs????

 

m.

[stryker]

quote:

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Originally posted by matthew:

quote:

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Originally posted by stryker:

mmm my favourite food is fish pie with a hairy side salad.

 

sx

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and crabs????

 

m.

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oh it would have to be crabs for starters.

 

sx

[Claire DC]

lmao, like it!! But if someone gonna go down on me then i dont mind kissing them afterwards...after all ur clean down there (well u should be lol)

[Scream]

ahh that's fuckin wikid mate, love it.

[TidyTraxGrant]

Matt you

 

 

Gotta be a strong contender for funniest poem ever !!!!!!!!!!!!