Male Masturbation

[pinkprincess]

Ok boys, when u wank do u make yourself cum, or do u stop before so as not to make a mess? If u do, what do u use to clear it up?

[stryker]

there's very little point unless you cum, otherwise you end up feeling more frustrated than before. i have a hand towel that i use. it's affectionately known as "the bitch towel".

 

oh and in case you're wondering, it does get washed regularly - on it's own!

 

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[goshow]

nah! you've got to keep going till you've finished. look at it this way, what would be the point of driving 100 miles to a club and then turning round and coming back without going in!!! if you catch my drift!!! personally its toilet roll or kitchen roll for me.

[goshow]

I've just realised something, i've openly admitted what i use to wank on to my sister!!

[TidyTraxGrant]

@ goshow !

 

Well i don't bash so i wouldnt know, sorry.

 

[FredTheBaddie]

Goshow: You used to wank on your sister ? Eeewww !!

 

TTG: Liar !

[Bladeclubber]

Isn't that what ur t/shirts are for??

 

*Gulp*

 

This explains my lack of friends possibly.

[TidyTraxGrant]

What, i don't !

[MItz]

We believe ya...honest we do!

 

[TidyTraxGrant]

Prefer the real thing thanks !

 

[pinkprincess]

ok tidy, so u find it easy to get it then...?

[TidyTraxGrant]

Week in week out thanks Princess, i'm seeing someone !

[stryker]

goshow5, your signature is so appropriate for this post

 

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[FredTheBaddie]

I don't give a [censored] if you're shagging every single day, you still can't beat a bit of uncomplicated communication with the old fella !

And you don't have to buy your hand dinner first !!

[TidyTraxGrant]

 

But don't deny you'd rather have a bit of Polish on the end of your chopper