Having a broken head.

[matthew james]

My head is broken.

 

I have just spent TEN minutes trying to decide if I should:

 

Eat my roll and then go to the bank.

 

Or

 

Go to the bank and then eat my roll.

 

 

God, I am so indecisive.

 

m.

[CreamyC]

Do you need help ?

 

Hows it going with this girl ??

[matthew james]

I think I need to seek professional help!

 

It's a bit [censored] with the girl. But things are never just 'easy' for me when it comes to girls.

 

How was beefa?

 

m.

[Wub Wub]

you could eat your roll on the way to the bank. but make sure you've finished it by the time you get there, cos they don't like crumbs.

[matthew james]

[censored] - thats just made it three times worse - or I could eat it on the way back from the bank.

 

oh no.

 

m.

[Wub Wub]

or you could eat whilst at the bank, and just put a cloth down

[matthew james]

DECISION MADE.

 

I am not going to eat my roll at all.

 

Easy.

 

m.

[Wub Wub]

Martyr

[TomD]

but make sure you've finished it by the time you get there, cos they don't like crumbs.

 

God you have it so bad in England! Here in Scotland every bank is required by law to have a safe Roll Consumption Area after too many in-bank crumb scares made the front pages of the tabloids.

 

 

[FredTheBaddie]

Weirdo.

[matthew james]

Yeah - at least I'm good at it tho.

 

m.

[Wub Wub]

Yeah - at least I'm good at it tho.

 

Not as good as me though.