Something to offend everyone

[big_ee69]

i am not in the slightest bit offended, tho i find the fact that don is offended, because he is not offended, a bit offensive, not becuase i find the jokes offensive, but more becuase i am offended by his lack of offence.

 

anyway, apart from anything else they are mainly funny cos they are prolly mainly true...sorry to shatter your illusions donaldos... or anyone else thinking of embarking on a long term relationship.

 

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[BenRW]

QUOTE (ChrisT @ Mar 21 2004, 12:31)

I doubt you will offend anyone.... sept maybe Ben

i'm only offended by persistant personal attacks that have no reason at all to occur.

[Ian Cashman]

QUOTE (benrostwood @ Mar 23 2004, 00:20)

QUOTE (ChrisT @ Mar 21 2004, 12:31) I doubt you will offend anyone.... sept maybe Ben i'm only offended by persistant personal attacks that have no reason at all to occur. Gimp

[Titchy]

highly amusing!! he he

[LiquidEyes]

QUOTE (Ian Cashman @ Mar 23 2004, 00:32)

QUOTE (benrostwood @ Mar 23 2004, 00:20) QUOTE (ChrisT @ Mar 21 2004, 12:31) I doubt you will offend anyone.... sept maybe Ben i'm only offended by persistant personal attacks that have no reason at all to occur. Gimp = the funniest post in this thread

[LiquidEyes]

QUOTE (Galaxy2504 @ Mar 21 2004, 17:07)

QUOTE (squeakage @ Mar 20 2004, 22:34) What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 mins. ... Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in every country, son." Don't mind the odd Blonde joke. But i do think this is quite offensive. Wouldn't expect it off a female either. Hope i'm not being to Offensive. I'm offended by your excessive and indiscriminate use of quotation.

[Stu]

QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ Mar 23 2004, 15:44)

QUOTE (Ian Cashman @ Mar 23 2004, 00:32) QUOTE (benrostwood @ Mar 23 2004, 00:20) QUOTE (ChrisT @ Mar 21 2004, 12:31) I doubt you will offend anyone.... sept maybe Ben i'm only offended by persistant personal attacks that have no reason at all to occur. Gimp = the funniest post in this thread we agree on something...     nooooooooooo

[LiquidEyes]

QUOTE (squeakage @ Mar 20 2004, 22:34)

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can have a cup of coffee in each hand and still carry a dozen donuts. Who is the most popular woman at the nudist colony? The woman who ate the last donut.

How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard!

[Stu]

QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ Mar 23 2004, 15:50)

QUOTE (squeakage @ Mar 20 2004, 22:34) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can have a cup of coffee in each hand and still carry a dozen donuts. Who is the most popular woman at the nudist colony? The woman who ate the last donut. How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard! you're right - it's not hard. he's the one with the cane and a guide dog.   please don't take the piss out of disabled people. thats harsh.

[LiquidEyes]

QUOTE (Stu @ Mar 23 2004, 16:44)

please don't take the piss out of disabled people. thats harsh.

I never quite know when you're being sarcastic and when you're not...?

It's like "the boy who cried wolf..."

 

Anyway I don't seriously think anyone would find that joke offensive.