ROTFLMAO !

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> > A man takes his wife to a livestock show. They start walking down an aisle

> > where several prize-winning bulls are stalled.

> > A sign on the first bull's stall reads: "This bull mated 50 times last

> > year."

> >

> > The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year.

> > That's nearly once a week. Isn't that nice!."

> > They precede to the next bull whose sign states: "This bull mated 65 times

> > last year."

> > The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last

>year.

> > That's over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!"

> > They went to the last bull whose stall has a sign saying: "This bull mated

> > 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and she says, "WOW! He

> > mated 365 times last

> > year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could REALLY learn a lot from this one."

> > The man, finally fed up, turns to his wife and says,

> > "Go up and ask if he had the same fuckin cow every day."