Bungle

[Dawn]

It is with great regret that I have to inform you that our marriage has been annulled

 

Not only did you leave me on my wedding night / morning without saying where you were going but not so much as a kiss goodbye

 

 

another thing ... one word for you to think about

 

 

consummation

 

 

 

 

[Louise]

can i have your black straw ring please

[Dawn]

I threw it away in a tantrum moment when I heard he'd deserted me

[Louise]

what you do that for you dozy bint......... that could have been worth loads

[Guest Shenlong]

what did Rich think of having Bungle as his stepdad then?

[Dawn]

Think i'll let him answer that one

 

 

I broke my golden rule though

[Louise]

what was it no sex before marrige?.....(actually its more likely that its no sex after you get married )

[Dawn]

NO ... any suitor must be older than my kids

[Bungle]

 

I looked for you but you weren't where you'd been for the last 2 hours (curled up on a sofa in a dark corner)

 

To be honest it's probably for the best. I just don't think I'm ready for that kind of commitment at the minute. Well to be honest probably not ever.

 

You could have given me the ring back though, I could have got my money back. It wasn't cheap you know!

 

[Louise]

i wanted it

 

i could have married phil then, im gonna have to wait about ten years now

[Lizard]

Aaawwwww did it not work out then guys? That's a shame, still at least in my religion you can happily end marriages without any boring bloody paperwork...I hate paperwork even more than I hate ceremony.

 

How was the afterparty? bit hacked off that I ran out of cash but I DID get to go home and play some highly amusing games of scrabble

[Dawn]

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I hate paperwork even more than I hate ceremony.

 

you must really hate paperwork then

 

 

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and play some highly amusing games of scrabble

 

That must have kept you entertained for HOURS