The Blonde + The PhoneCall !

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> > A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her

> > mother overseas.

> >

> >

> > When the man told her it would cost $30, she exclaimed:

> > "But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my

> > mother."

> > The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).

> > Anything?" he asked.

> > "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.

> > "Well, then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next

> > room.

> > The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.

> > "Come in and close the door" the man said.

> > She did.

> > "Now get on your knees."

> > She did.

> > "Now take down my zipper."

> > She did.

> > "Now go ahead ... take it out .."

> > She reached in and grabbed it with both hands .. then paused.

> > The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well, go ahead."

> > The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer...and while holding it close

to

> > her lips tentatively said...

 

 

 

 

> > "Hello, Mom can you hear me?"