> > >Dear Deidre,

> > >

> > > I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month.

> > > My fiancée's mother is not only very attractive but really great and >

> > understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited >

> > me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a >

> bit > > beyond what we had expected it to be.

> > >

> > When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just

> > > under a hundred...then she floored me. She said that in a month I

> would > be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have

> s*x > > with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on

> her way > > said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to

> leave.

> > >

> > > I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew >

> > exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the >

> front > > door... > >> > There, leaning against my car was her husband,

> my father-in-law to be. > > He was smiling. He explained that they just

> wanted to be sure I was a > > good kid and would be true to their little

> girl. I shook his hand and > he > > congratulated me on passing their

> little test.

> > >

> > > Deidre, should I tell my fiancée what her parents did, and that I >

> thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character?

> Or

> > should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the >

> reason I was walking out to my car was to get a c*ndom?

 

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