Condoms

[Claire DC]

 

>Imagine if all major retailers started making their

> > > own condoms, keeping the same tagline............

> > >

> > > Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

> > > Tesco Condoms - every little helps

> > > Nike Condoms - Just do it.

> > > Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

> > > Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

> > > KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.

> > > Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

> > > Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

> > > Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

> > > Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

> > > Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

> > > Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

> > > Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

> > > Burger King condoms - Home of the whopper

> > > Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"

> > > [i prefer Firestone Radials - 'for better grip in the wet']

> > > FCUK condoms - no comment required. And they really do make these!!!!

> > > Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

> > > Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the

>hardwork.

> > > Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.

> > > Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

> > > Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

> > > Renault condoms - size really does matter!

> > > Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

> > > Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30

>minutes

> > > Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

> > > Carlsburg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

> > > Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you [censored] rest and play

> > > AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

> > > Pepperoni condoms - its a bit of an animal

> > > Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)

> > > And saving the worst till last

> > > Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!

 

[MissyZ]