Magic Cuckoo Clock

[TidyTraxGrant]

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> >> > >The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I

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> >> > >told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!".

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> >> > >Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too

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> >> > >easy.

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> >> > >Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in

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> >> > >the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

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> >> > >Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I

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> >> > >really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution

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> >> > >(even when ed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

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> >> > >The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told

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> >> > >him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one.

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> >> > >Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

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> >> > >When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed

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> >> > >three times, then said, "oh [censored]," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its

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> >> > >throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then

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> >> > >tripped over the cat and farted.

[Clubbing Si]

lol very good

[Mr Moo]

Had that b4 and funny as f00k when i 1st read it!