Most Random Bollox Award ...

[big_ee69]

good job you've got a tissue!!

[LiquidEyes]

So this duck came past hte other day wearing flip-flops and riding a badger, so i asked him where he was off and he said he was "off to pork the granite monkey"

That's no duck of mine. Sunny wouldn't touch a monkey with a barge-pole, let alone spank one. Mind you, these days I wouldn't put anything past my feathered hydrophobic lesbian* companion.

 

* purely speculative

[Scream]

this is so random

 

CreamyC

 

I mean that should win the award hands down!!

 

Or the fact that i'm so bloody out of it right about now that i'm doing a pretty good job in keeping it together. Unlike my dear old fellow James. I mean could he stop that alarm going off at All Bar 1, [censored] no. Why have i got Puffy Daddy on and waiting for Song 5 to hear this track that will send goosebumps (bunnykins version goosepumps) down my body? Can they go feet upwards?

 

I see what you are all saying. That's not random that's just weired text. I mean if the milkybar kid was to write some random codshit then hey i would be a little freaked out. I mean the Milky Bars are on me? What are they attached to you with? In true style of blue peter, stick back plastic? Why couldn't they just say selotape?? Or were they just scared of that word? [censored] me if i know!! But i seriously think the Milky Bar kid has let himself go. Maybe that's why they use cartoons now, OR that he does such dangerous stunts that they can't all for a real actor to do them, for the fear of some serious injury!!

 

It's nearly 2pm while i'm trying to keep it together. Got a sore throat if you are interested in knowing. Not to bad thanks. Glad to know all you lot care so much. Awwwww i love you guys. But when you ask me if black is black. I might just say "no actually it's a very dark blue".

 

Ok i'm gonna get this [censored] on and make myself a cup of coffee, wait i have sprite, and then there was a loud thud from the kitchen.

 

Anyone want some coffee or sprite?

 

This is Scream signing off!!

 

Over and Out!!

 

P.S. i'm not using smily's as that's just lame, i mean serious how random is a smily face????

[James]

@Clubbing Si what the hell is this Bollox ?! 

ROFL 😂

[Clubbing Si]

Fucking hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Clubbing Si]

@JamesI see I referred to you back then too 😂

 

so actually this leads me to be reminded of something crazy that happened earlier on this sandwich. 
 

there was an actual angry looking rainbow going out side to smoke a salmon when suddenly it heard at me and lost its gusset. 
 

naturally I sprinted horizontally across the seagull and quickly fucked it’s mum only to realise she was suffering from a chicken bite and thought I was her malamute.  
 

It all ended well when as a mature adult 17 years on I realised I may as well still be a ketato head and just kept trudging around like a moist kebab.  
 

good morning !

[Clubbing Si]

On 11/21/2002 at 9:11 PM, Mr_Happy said:

the other day i was walking along the street and bumped into a smurf. the surf said "eat me" in its ickle smurf voice. feeling so touched by these wise words i gently picket up the blue rodent and bit its head off. sadly this smurf was no ordinary smurf, it as a kamakarzi detective smirf and the next thing i knew i was being ambushed by loads of yellow and black buzzing flying smurfs called 'wasps'

 

these wasps kept stinging me with thier intergalactic ultrasounds poisen and i was crying out "mummy" in agony. then *puff* - 1 of the wasps turned into my mom.

 

"dont feer my child" said my mummy "i'm here to give u a blowjob"

 

"isn't that kinda wrong considering u were just a wasp like 2 seconds ago?" i replyed a lil curious

 

"no son its not wrong cuz i'm gonna bite ur nob off - i'm really still a yellow and black buzzing flying smurf and i want ur seaman so that we can create an army of yellow and black buzzing flying gemini smurfs" replyed my mummy

 

"but if all u want is gemini smurfs then y dont u just have sex @ a set point in time so u all give birth in june?" said me in a calm and collected (and sumwhat unzipped) mannor

 

"excelent idea" mummy said, and with that she disapeard again and i was left in the middle of the street on me own with my cock hanging out

 

other than that it was just ur avarage day

 

Fuck me this is issues.com which didn’t even exist then at 56kb/sec

[Claire DC]

Everyone went to town, and all I wrote was WANKSTAIN 😂😂

[Maria]

They have no property to be back to the nearest airport parking lot and I don't know what they are doing in my life but it is not just the same thing that I have been doing the keto for years.

 

So we can do it tomorrow x and we are looking for 3AM and we are all ready for a good start to our future with our first team ever again this weekend at least we are going through a good deal.

 

Anyway lol I think you paid the price for it was the first one of my own and the fact that it means that the p was 6th to 5AM 3PM in my opinion of a beach and I 63.

Ah love predictive text.

[Clubbing Si]

That’s fine I’m just not getting on the road yet.  Thanks for y’all and your consideration and how much you have missed me haha is the time to get that done ✅ 

 

^ wow @Maria I tried the prediction route too

[Claire DC]

We didn't have predictive text back then, did we? 😂 

 

Most random bollocks and a few boxes of the publications I write for and the staffy muzzled on the phone with the kids are you OK with the kids? I hope you don't mind but I have a lot of people who are you around at all m'dear*. You can come by on the way back from the airport to the hotel and pick up your train. You can also book your flight tickets to the shop to take a look at the shit. Days out and the rest of the day is a good one for me. 

 

 

 

*pahahahaha are you around at all is what I type to make the call 👀😂

Edited January 16, 2020 by Claire DC