Stupid fucking Daily fucking Mail (WARNING! Wub Rant! May contain very strong language!)

[Wub Wub]

Quote from Yesterday's paper;

 

"In Celebrity Big Brother, bookies are making rap star Goldie odds on favourite to be first evicted"

 

Rap star? You [censored] useless bunch of over opinionated middle class cunts, you've got no [censored] clue, have you?

[Flakey Dove]

What the [censored] are you reading that [censored] for wub,I would'nt wipe my arse with the mail.

[Wub Wub]

Was doing a shift behind the bar last night, someone left it behind.

 

 

 

 

(I had to DJ a wake last night, trippy or what?)

[Flakey Dove]

Suppose the atmosphere was a bit dead then?

[Wub Wub]

That's not actually funny. The girl whose wake it was I knew, and she passed away from Leukemia earlier this week.

[Flakey Dove]

sorry,you should have said.

[Wub Wub]

No probs.

[James]

hahahaha - CLASSIC (re: goldie)

[CreamyC]

I dont care what anyone says, silver is better!

 

Diamond will win!

[Flakey Dove]

Melinda messangers very nice is'nt she?

[Wub Wub]

Would love to see Goldie and Les Dennis team up to beat Mark Owen to death, using Messenger's fake breasts.