Make up a blatant lie (the more random, the better)

[Wub Wub]

- I invented cheese

 

 

- I was the one who got cats and dogs fighting each other

 

 

- David Dickinson and the Queen are one and the same, cos you never see them in the same room.

[Blink]

Craig David is the greatest musician ever to grace planet earth, ney the universe, with his presence

[TomD]

God's real name is Jeff.

 

[Mitzie Dancer]

I am a virgin

[Mr_Happy]

i used to have 3 nipples but i sold 1 to a romanian orphanage so a underprivlaged 1 nippled girl could look normal

[Mitzie Dancer]

lol

[Mitzie Dancer]

Mine wasnt very random was it

 

Last night i dived into a can of cherry coke but when i drowned i sank and didnt float, and that was last night

 

ooh random pickle

[Mr_Happy]

the nipple i sold went for 12pence and a button but the lil girl offered me free sex @ ne romainian broffal of my choice 4 the next 3 months - bargin

[Mitzie Dancer]

i think ur far more random than me lol

[Mr_Happy]

i've been talking to aliens 4 the last 2 years and they have made me thier honnoray virgin. the best thing about aleins being A sexual is the alien porn. they can do things wub-wub can only dream about

[Mr_Happy]

i think ur far more random than me lol

 

it comes with the terrortory when ur skitzophrenic

[Mitzie Dancer]

ahh i c, i thought it came with the territory of being blonde aswell

[Mr_Happy]

i'm yellow!

[Mitzie Dancer]

no silly lmao!!!! im talkin about me, being blonde and not being able to come up with just as random things as you!!

[Mr_Happy]

but do u have voices in ur head telling u to do thinks like take ur trowsers off in public and stuff?