Make up a blatant lie (the more random, the better)

[Mitzie Dancer]

YES!!!!

i do i do! I can sit there and watch somebody and put a voice of their own in their head that only i can hear

[Mr_Happy]

nice 1 - i've been trying to project my voice in other ppls heads 4 years but i cant seem to do it 4 sum reason

[Mitzie Dancer]

Its no use when they cant hear it though, i only do it for entertainment purposes. When im mongoled i also like to pick 2 people who are chattin to each other at the other side of the room and put words and voices with their actions, usually really random tings, and il do this with sum1 else, its really amuzin lol

[Claire DC]

pigs trotters come from germany!!

 

 

 

(thats the fuckin 2nd time iv mentioned pigs trotters in a post )

[Mr_Happy]

Its no use when they cant hear it though, i only do it for entertainment purposes. When im mongoled i also like to pick 2 people who are chattin to each other at the other side of the room and put words and voices with their actions, usually really random tings, and il do this with sum1 else, its really amuzin lol

 

i actually do that loads!! i turn the telly on and the sound off - stick on sum techno or hard house and then try and [censored] out the plot on the TV

[Signum]

I've met the Queen's best mate, Jazza!

[SarahPVC]

I slept with Andy Pickles

[CreamyC]

I've shagged PVC !

 

And James!

[CreamyC]

Apologies, those were the truth! Wrong post!

[SarahPVC]

Actually - it is the truth !

Kev shagged james at tidy weekender & me & kev confessed to MSN sex once with James watching!!

[Shenlong]

i got kidnapped by an venusian war monkey who kept me captive unless he paid the government 1000 cheese and jam biscuits.

[Claire DC]

im staying up all night tonight (thats a BIG lie )

[Agent]

i dont like drugs

[LiquidEyes]

Did I mention, I suffer from "retrolfacticitis", an unfortunate hereditary affliction causing recurrent inversion of the nostrils.

 

Fortunately the condition can be kept under control by frequent ingestion of specially-prepared psilocybin capsules infused with walrus excrement.

[Groovster]

I designed the Cheese burger but i havnt made any profit because my sketches were stolen.