Chat up lines?

[andyk]

My magic watch tells me you've got no underwear on...

 

You have?. It must be running a little fast then!

 

 

Apologies if it's an old one but it appeals to my infantile sense of humour

[Kazmataz]

[MissyZ]

oops - appeals to mine as well...

[Evilhedfuk]

I'm waiting for an opportunity to try out my new one;

 

"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

 

Might try it on Friday so watch out laydees!

[MissyZ]

PMSL - yeah, that one's funny too...

[Clubbing Si]

Do u [censored] 4 parcel force cos im sure i saw u checking out my package!

[Clubbing Si]

the word of the day is LEGS, lets go back to mine and spread the word

[James]

Not sure what chat up lines are as I assume they are unique per invididual ?! Will have a go though ...

 

"Have you seen the state of my ear wax ???"

[Clubbing Si]

nice james, nice lol

[MissyZ]

lol @ James - Get your coat. You've pulled hun!

 

[Clubbing Si]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

[Belle]

 

now that is funny!!! and creepy!! but more funny!

 

how about.....

 

'do you sleep on your stomach? can I?'

[goshow]

Do you want to see the the soles of your shoes in my wingmirrors!!

 

or

 

go up to said female

and say "i'm hung like a donkey, think about it" Never tried it myself but my mate recons it gets the ladies thinking in the over 50's bar

[James]

That dress would look lovely on my bedroom floor ...

[andyk]

Want to dance? Go on then, I want to chat to your mate.