Kids' views

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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

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> You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like

> sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep

> the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10

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> No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to

> marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later

> who you're stuck with. -- Kirsten, age 10

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> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

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> Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by

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> -- Camille, age 10

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> No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.

> -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

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> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

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> You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at

> the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

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> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

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> Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8

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> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

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> Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know

> each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

> -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

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> On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually

> gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10

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> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

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> I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the

> newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.

> -- Craig, age 9

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> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

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> When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7

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> The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with

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> -- Curt, age 7

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> The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry

> them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard,

> age 8

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> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

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> I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never

> going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. --

 

> Theodore, age 8

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> It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone

> to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

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> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

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> There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? --

> Kelvin, age 8

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> And the #1 Favorite is........

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> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

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> Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.

> -- Ricky, age 10

[Titchy]

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QUOTE

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10