James' Random Thought of the Day (6/12/2002)

[James]

Dont supersticions just wind you up ?! I mean just what the [censored] do these mean ... I used to swear by some of them (literally swear at em) but now I just fink they are pointless garbage malarky (my faiv word! lol) ...

 

Dont walk under a ladder ?!

 

Dont skin a cat more than once ?!

 

Dont ask your gran if you can eat the chocolates off the tree ?!

 

Dont open a window on an advent calendar early ?!

 

Always greet a newbie ?!

 

Never wear red underwear ?!

 

Always close the lid on a bottle of Tipex ?!

 

Never hire a sniffer dog to be your best man ?!

 

Never promise Wub a Tidy video ?!

 

Never drink hot chocolate before bed ?!

 

Always book your summer holiday at xmas ?!

 

I mean, just what the FOOK am I on about ?!

 

If you have any more stupid new years resolutions, I mean supersticions then send PM them to me or reply to this yorkshire terrier / english bulldog.

 

FILLET-O-CRAP ....

 

I bought 2 fillet-o-fishes last night on the way home from [censored] as they were on special offer for £1 each - NO FOOKING WONDER - I feel like DOG SHITE today all thanks to them - come to think of it the special offer signs were like HAND WRITTEN and didnt have the official Maccy D's logo on etc.... This was in a very dodgy party of London and I reckon it was someone trying to flog 'em.

 

JUST DONT DO IT - I DID AND LOOK AT THE STATE OF ME

 

Cant believe I'm feeling like this on the CTW night - someone help me!!!!!!!!!

[Claire DC]

U ok hun??

 

U r spouting crap again!!

[Sophie]

all i can say is serves your right! if you eat filit o fish meals your bound to feel [censored] rough! regardless of whther there on special offer or not!!!!!

 

 

[Pepsi]

Dont ask your gran if you can eat the chocolates off the tree ?!

 

 

So that's where my seven years bad luck came from

[James]

i've been warped back to last sun hun - my head is pretty fooked - hope it clears for tonight

[Claire DC]

Oh dear.... u in [censored]??

 

If u wana chat u know where i am, ok?!?!?!

[Clubbing Si]

im worried about u

[James]

I've just realised that I ONLY have Random thoughts - none of them are constructed from previous thought processes....

 

WIERED

 

Why have vinnerred when you can have the REAL stuff ?

[Clubbing Si]

lol well its nice to find someone almost as mad as me lol

 

hows lame buzzard these days?

[Claire DC]

*ahem* lame bastard ac-tu-ally

[James]

its relatively cosey when compared to certain regions of the 3rd world (not earth) Si

[James]

*ahem - the original in Rehab has Lame Buzzard actually claire

[Claire DC]

*ahem* but lame bastard is just sooo much more effective

[James]

AGREED but *ahem I have nothing more to say on the matter !

[Clubbing Si]

sorry claire u lost that un lol - as funny as lame bastard is originality is top notch