I Think......

[Claire DC]

all clubbers should live in one city with all the decent clubs there and no random leery beer boys!! then u can always have a club/houseparty nearby to go to if u like!!

[Beckie in La La Land]

and all the boys should have lots of money to buy us chamagne and handbags and shoes, and they should all be really good looking and nice to us!!

 

***beckie snaps out of dream and back in to world of boy - cunts***

[Geordie Becky]

Perfect! shoes, fit lads and hard house, my idea of heaven!

[Agent]

so vain

 

We could always take over Telford? erm... na lets not

[Geordie Becky]

is telford near keele?

[Claire DC]

yes, sexy horny men is a MUST

[Beckie in La La Land]

or girls!! am thinking of swinging that way as girls are so much nicer!!

 

ra ra ra!!!

[Agent]

its near wales between birmingham and chester...

 

Where the fek is keele?

[Geordie Becky]

sorry totally thinkin of the wrong place, keele is in stoke!

 

Lets start this place, we can hold auditions and only let the really good men in!

[Beckie in La La Land]

keele is near stoke isnt it?

 

**beckie is not good at geography, in fact she levels with BB jade**

[Claire DC]

or girls indeed tho not bitchy ones

 

[Agent]

Ok ok then

 

No Stuckup minging women, and no PMT either...EVER!!!!!

ha

[Geordie Becky]

so its decided, a city with clubs olayin every type of dance music and a constant after party, with FIT horny man and sweet girls! Lots of clothes shops and lots of chocolate shops, and seems how this is a little dream, the chocolate has no calories!

[Agent]

Sounds like the west end in London......... I hate it now im not going

[Claire DC]

indeed no calories....and we're all perfect and happy and the birds are always out singing their lil hearts out and lil bunnys bouncing around, oh its a picture of happiness