Faceparty

[Claire DC]

Got about 60 messages to go thru on faceparty and bigwideworld, gonna take me forever grrrr this is first one i got tho..........

 

Right 5 reasons for you to, maybe, chat with me!!!

 

Reason (1):

 

I have the answers to questions in life such as..

 

a) Why does nobody ever dare to make cup-a-soup in a bowl?

 

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

 

...or

 

c) Why does every bloke, at some stage in his life, flush while half way through taking a pee then race against the flush.

 

Reason (2):

 

I can....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...hold a conversation without those embarrasing silences!!!

 

Reason (3):

 

I can protect you from the hooded claw, keep the Vampire from your door... and when the chips are down - I'll be around with my undying, death defying hair wax! Oh and I can cook chips!

 

Reason (4):

 

Then there's my Villa in Paris!!...

 

Nah thats crap, it's really a flat in...

 

Saint Bruno-on-the-Crimpolene!!!

 

Reas on (5):

 

Cos I need to practis my spilling and i'LL nevor get to du that withuot sumbodee to corekt me!!

 

Oh... and Reason (6): (one for good luck)

 

Cos you know you really wanna... Life's a journey best taken blind! Take a few risks and see what happens, you may be in for a nice suprise!!

 

Ooooh hark at me being all profound!!!

 

Luv Adi xxx

 

PS. I noticed you're Pisces like me!! I read our stars this morning!! Think you might find it funny...

 

It says...

 

 

Pisces

 

Hello, I just wonder whether you can do me a small favour. I need someone to do a job for me. That's so kind of you. All I want you to do is buy a large peice of white board and some black Ink. OK... now if you could now paint on the whiteboard the letters "M", "U" and finally the letter "G", that would be great!

Now would you be kind enough to go stand in the market square and hold this above your head for a few hours... thanks mate!

You don't mind if I don't bother with a prediction this week, do you? It's just that I'm a little tired and what I've already asked you to do just about sums up this week for you already!!! Just watch out for people taking advantage of you this week, they're everywhere!!!

 

... right where are all these girls that wanna take advantage of me!!! Oh and guys for you eh???

 

lol

 

Take care, hope to speak soon xxxx

 

 

 

[Tidy Girl]

well it beats the usual.. hi how r u? dont it!

[Claire DC]

True but this guy wont give up, iv not replied sooo many times and he still wont give up, then i get another one chattin on to me as if we do speak tellin me about weekends and askin about mine and i dont reply to him... i got one last night sayin he was goin on holiday and wouldnt be online til Thursday

[Tidy Girl]

aww... u must feel flattered!

[Ronin]

Stalker alert

[Claire DC]

h hehehehe

[Mr Moo]

Ban his ass!

[Claire DC]

oooh i never thought of that

[SharonW]

10/10 for effort on his part though

[Nick G]

Claire, where is this 'Adi' from .. is he in Kent ... i've seen something similar to that before ..... (not sent to me obviously!)

[Saffy]

I just joined FaceParty today ... mainly so i can upload pics to the net ... and I've had three PM's from a guy ... scary poo!

[Ameliainleeds]

that adi sounds a little bit too keen- agree with the stalker alert quote!

[Claire DC]

idaw he is called

 

 

and im sure i didnt have my star sign anywhere?!?!?!

[Bunnykins]

i get loadsa weidos from faceparty too!! still yet to find one that beats the one into wanting to take me n pink princess shopping 4 sexy undies tho (BTW wot happend to pink princess? !!)

[Claire DC]

Dunno, she just disappeared didnt she?!?!