The range of 8 inches

[DJ Elemental]

THE

 

RANGE

 

OF

 

8

 

INCHES

 

LONG.

 

THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS

 

ENJOYED

 

BY

 

MEMBERS

 

OF

 

BOTH

 

SEXES.

 

IS

 

USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY

 

LOOSLEY

 

FOR

 

INSTANT

 

ACTION.

 

IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF

 

LITTLE

 

HAIRY

 

THINGS

 

AT

 

ONE

 

END

 

AND

 

SMALL

 

HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT

 

IS

 

INSERTED,

 

ALMOST

 

ALWAYS

 

WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,

 

SOMETIMES

 

QUICKLY,

 

INTO

 

A

 

WARM,

 

FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE

 

IT

 

IS

 

THRUST

 

IN

 

AND

 

DRAWN

 

OUT

 

AGAIN

 

AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN

 

SUCCESSION,

 

OFTEN

 

QUICKLY

 

AND

 

ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.

 

ANYONE

 

FOUND

 

LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY

 

RECOGNIZE

 

THE

 

RHYTHMIC,

 

PULSING

 

SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE

 

WELL

 

LUBRICATED

 

MOVEMENTS.

 

WHEN

 

FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES

 

BEHIND

 

A

 

JUICY,

 

FROTHY,

 

WHITE

 

STICKY

 

SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL

 

NEED

 

CLEANING FROM

 

THE

 

OUTER

 

SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND

 

SOME

 

OF

 

FROM

 

ITS

 

LONG

 

GLISTENING

 

SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS

 

DONE

 

AND

 

THE

 

FLOWING

 

AND

 

CLEANSING

 

LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED

 

EMANATING,

 

IT

 

IS

 

RETURNED

 

TO

 

ITS

 

FREELY

 

HANGING STATE OF REST, READY

 

YET

 

FOR

 

ANOTHER

 

BIT

 

OF

 

ACTION,

 

HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS

 

BRISTLING

 

CLIMAX

 

TWICE

 

OR

 

THREE

 

TIMES A

 

DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.

 

WHAT AM I???????

 

AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY

 

GUESSED,

 

THE

 

ANSWER !

 

TO

 

THE

 

RIDDLE

 

IS

 

NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........

 

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TOOTHBRUSH.........

 

what were you

 

thinking?

 

You PERVERT!

 

[Sweet]

[colin66]

hehe ... nice one