Smellymental Pisshead!!

[Claire DC]

I agree completely.... can u imagine how many people are wakin up a) with a hangover, vowing never to go near alcohol again and lastly but certainly no means least.... c) wa(n)king up next to some minger they pulled the night before whilst they were wearing their vodka goggles that they put all that time, effort and money into getting

[Krazeh]

well i've done the first two, but never the third, I always manage to spot the cute girls before I put on the vodka goggles. Ended up gettin off with a very cute girl last night, her m8 started gettin off with my m8 so she turned to me and said we can do better that that so we did

[Claire DC]

lmao, smooth bastard!! I never done the 3rd either, mainly down to never haviin had a 1 night stand!! Sure i must have anogged a minger in my pissed up state at some point tho lol!!

 

I will be gettin piised today tho hehehe... still im safe at sunnyd... or am i

[Krazeh]

Don't think you're safe from mingers anywhere, they always manage to creep in no matter where you are. Best just to spot the attractive ones before u get pissed.

[Claire DC]

or have a rule.... if ur pissed then dont pull

[Krazeh]

nah, it's fun pullin when pissed, just as long as you only go near the decent lookin people u spotted earlier in the night

[Claire DC]

its remembering them and then finding them, a difficult task some might say

 

 

Sometimes i dont see the good lookin people till im pissed

[Krazeh]

Sometimes i dont see the good lookin people till im pissed

 

Surely that's most of the people there tho?

[Claire DC]

Probably....

[Krazeh]

that's the best bit about pullin when you're pissed tho, doesn't matter who you get off with, they always look good

[Claire DC]

so long as neither u nor ur mates remember then i guess theres no harm done hahaha

[DJ Elemental]

I REMEMBER ALL OF WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT ...OH MY!.....

[Saffy]

Ohhh ... Come tell your Mom .. (hug)

[DJ Elemental]

you'll most likely cyber ground me for life or something, but anyways..

 

well there I was dancing in the local club with a girl i used to know from school, 2 of her friends come over and we was dancing, I was like want a drink? I went and got them drinks, then when i returned and handed them the drink, one of my friend friends grabbed me and started to kiss me and we fell agaist the wall and the back of the dance floor. ( I can see this ending up in the smut forum )

 

anyways, she tried to put her hand down my trowsers, but I had a belt on, and she couldn't undo it muhahaha. so we carried on dancing, or um.. kissing for about i dunno 45 minutes? then I goes aw im hurgry lets go get something to eat, so we left the club (we had an all night pass) and went on to the kabab shop.

 

On the way there she pulled me into an alley and was like oh im gonna give you a proper NYE.. like um year ok then still she had trouble with my belt, so we just starting kissing again, then one of my friends (Debs) walks past the alley and shes like "Mark! you dirty slut you" im like eh?! anyways she went off where ever she was going, then we carried on to the kabab house, we got there, and it was closed

 

it was raining, and this girl (helen) had already taken my shirt off, so i was freezing. so she sat agaist the kabab house window and pulled me closer and we started to kiss again, the shes like, ok i need the toliet and pulled me along with her, the toliets where locked so she just stood in the door way and kissed and stuff, then I had to go back to the club cause i was fooooooooking freezing, then we just sat on a couch in the hotel \ club lobby area and kissed until she had to go.

 

~God bless belts! cause i really wasn;t in the mood for anything~

 

 

....am i grounded mammay?

[Krazeh]

What, was she ugly or somethin?