another joke

[funknmunkey01]

a man walks into a pub with a small lizard on his forearm, he goes up to the bar and says to the barman "can I have a pint for me, and a pint for tiny" and points towards the lizard.

"why do you call him Tiny?" asked the barman

To which the man replies,

"because he is my newt"

[Guest nursenancy]

ha ha

[funknmunkey01]

i know its bad, but its just so bad that its funny.

Anyone else got any jokes they wanna share

[Guest nursenancy]

i couldnt posibly compare with that

[funknmunkey01]

how about this.

 

whats E.T short for?

 

Cos hes got little legs

 

 

LMFAO

[squeakage]

QUOTE (funknmunkey01 @ Mar 26 2004, 10:00)

how about this. whats E.T short for? Cos hes got little legs LMFAO

haha classic

 

what about....

 

 

The difference between oral sex and anal sex????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

on makes your day - the other one makes ur whole week

 

 

 

 

 

Edited March 26, 2004 by squeakage

[Guest Shenlong]

[Bungle]

I don't know wheter its because I've just woken up, but it took me ages to work out that newt joke.

 

 

I feel stupid.

 

Now I know what its like to be.......(fill in a memeber of ctw for yourself)

Edited March 26, 2004 by Bungle