Who is the murderer in your family?

[ChrisT]

QUOTE (Jimmy @ Mar 26 2004, 21:43)

its 26th of march u tard.

so im a week early

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE (squeakage @ Mar 26 2004, 21:33)

QUOTE (Kether @ Mar 26 2004, 21:00) I killed a swan once. I felt guilt. how did u kill a swan??? Threw a stone and it hit the swan on the side of the head, it's neck fell to the side and didn't come back up.   It just floated along with a floppy neck.

[Guest Shenlong]

sounds like what happened when me and housemates last year went duck hunting. we stopped after we realised how shit the air rifle was when it couldn't stop a duck from near point blank range right in the neck.

[Jimmy]

QUOTE (ChrisT @ Mar 26 2004, 21:45)

QUOTE (Jimmy @ Mar 26 2004, 21:43) its 26th of march u tard. so im a week early

[squeakage]

QUOTE (Kether @ Mar 26 2004, 21:50)

QUOTE (squeakage @ Mar 26 2004, 21:33) QUOTE (Kether @ Mar 26 2004, 21:00) I killed a swan once. I felt guilt. how did u kill a swan??? Threw a stone and it hit the swan on the side of the head, it's neck fell to the side and didn't come back up.   It just floated along with a floppy neck. haha thats quite funny....   swans arent very nice anyway... they grab ur feet and twist ur legs round...   cud break a child's leg!!

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE (squeakage @ Mar 26 2004, 21:56)

QUOTE (Kether @ Mar 26 2004, 21:50) QUOTE (squeakage @ Mar 26 2004, 21:33) QUOTE (Kether @ Mar 26 2004, 21:00) I killed a swan once. I felt guilt. how did u kill a swan??? Threw a stone and it hit the swan on the side of the head, it's neck fell to the side and didn't come back up.   It just floated along with a floppy neck. haha thats quite funny....   swans arent very nice anyway... they grab ur feet and twist ur legs round...   cud break a child's leg!! Don't get many swans in Brighton so you're lucky.   Are there still billions of starlings since the pier burnt down?

[Alex]

I shot a lame sheep once.

[Lisa]

QUOTE (Capn_Jack @ Mar 26 2004, 21:58)

I shot a lame sheep once.

what was lame about it

 

[squeakage]

i actually live in haywards heath which is near brighton... the village next to us is called lindfield and they have lots of swans..

 

no starlings now! they are homeless now!

 

[Jimmy]

QUOTE (Capn_Jack @ Mar 26 2004, 21:58)

I shot a lame sheep once.

I shot my load once.... well I lie i do it alot actually

[Alex]

QUOTE (miss_diddy @ Mar 26 2004, 21:59)

QUOTE (Capn_Jack @ Mar 26 2004, 21:58) I shot a lame sheep once. what was lame about it Well it was lame afterwoulds. Well ok it died.

[EnigmaUK]

QUOTE (Jimmy @ Mar 26 2004, 21:43)

its 26th of march u tard.

Llf yeh ditto ...tard!!

[squeakage]

i keep wondering what Llf means by the way...

[Alex]

QUOTE (squeakage @ Mar 26 2004, 22:05)

i keep wondering what Llf means by the way...

Probably nothing, it's just cack handed typing.

[Lisa]

laugh like fuck??