Loudie's tip of the month!

[LittleMissLoud]

u know when records r 2 loose round the spindle and u put rizler round it 2 sort it out? well iv found that if u put a bit of clear nail varnish round the hole in the centre of the record, it sorts it out permanantly!

 

but seeing most of the dj's on here r lads, i dont know whether u would have nail varnish floating about!

[Claire DC]

LOL, nice one hun ill remember that one..... now which of the lads wants me to go and buy them nail varnish??

[Nick G]

whats wrong with the good old fashioned way of sticking strips of sticker through the hole to make it a bit tighter ... has worked for me for years ...

[LittleMissLoud]

oooh didnt know about that one- but with nail varnish, u can keep adding til u get it as tight as u want- shame u men cant do that with us girlies bits really innit!!!

[DoObY]

if the "spindle" is big enough, then it's not a problem

 

 

That's what i've heard anyway!

 

 

 

[Claire DC]

Girlies just need to do their excersises theyre not much trouble and [censored] wonders

[Nick G]

oooh didnt know about that one

 

How the hell do you think everyone else does it?? Nail varnish ... MY ARSE

[DoObY]

Nail varnish ... MY ARSE

 

what do u want her to that for Nick?

 

ya weirdo!

[Nick G]

if i'd wanted her to *nail varnish my arse*, i'd have said that. wouldn't i? Yes. But i didn't. So there.

 

 

[DoObY]

someone call a doctor!!

 

We have a critical case of sense of humour failure!

 

Only havin a dig mate! I know u can take it!

[Claire DC]

someone call a doctor!!

 

I did... it *still* hasnt been

[Tony P]

sticking strips of sticker

 

i'm lost Nick!!!

explain to me in childrens talk please mate?

[Nick G]

*enters the CTW 'Blue peter' workshop*

 

Right, see attached for an example of what i'm on about and how it works. Tthe hole on this tune was massive, so i've used 4 strips of sticker (a cut down address label in this case).

Stick one end to one side of the tune, then poke it through the hole the back on itself and stick it to the other side of the record. You can see from the attached pic (sort of) that the tape 'squares off' the round hole, thus enabling a snug fit when the spindle is pushed through it. The bigger the hole, the more tape you use.

I've been doing it this way since i was a pup, so don't even bother trying to tell me that other ways [censored] better ...lol

 

[Tony P]

Nice one mate! just had me confused for a minute.

 

Since a pup I've always gone for the Rizzla techinque, can't think why?

[LittleMissLoud]

NO NO NO ur all wrong- rizla is only a temporary measure and stickers r too time consuming- swallow ur pride and but some cheapie clear nail varnish from superdrug!