tidy tart

[Mr_Happy]

could i pimp you out please?

 

it will just be to this one guy (a very nice chap) for payment of him finding me a classive piece of toonage on vinyl

[Mr_Happy]

p.s. he has a very small cock so its not like he'll actually be penetrating you

[Tidy Tart]

 

open to all offers!

 

sort a time and date out then yes

[Ginge]

Can I put my name on the list...possibly even start a kind of "bar tab"?

 

Will you be having any offers like buy one, get one free?

 

[Tidy Tart]

ill see what offers the owner decides on but im open to all good ideas!

[Ginge]

How does buy now, pay later sound? You know...like they do with furniture.

[Tidy Tart]

nah i know that management doesnt do try b4 you buy!

[Ginge]

But what if I'm not satisfied with the quality (no offence of course)

 

Would I be able to get a refund then?

[Mr_Happy]

QUOTE (tidytart @ Apr 1 2004, 10:29)

ill see what offers the owner decides on but im open to all good ideas!

[Tidy Tart]

ummmm you gonna enlighten me a bit happy?

[Mr_Happy]

i was just pointing out how you said "i'm open" (ie legs) in a thread about pimping you out

 

piss poor joke i know

Edited April 1, 2004 by Mr_Happy

[Ginge]

Why does the song "Wide Open Space" suddenly spring to mind?

[Tidy Tart]

nah thats fine babes!

 

but who is it you want to pimp me out 2???

[ChrisT]

Its me lol

[Tidy Tart]

ok then thats sorted im all yours!!!

 

but ya gotta give happy the record