omg i just killed a MASSIVE spider

[Scream]

Al what was he using to make the spider pose for the camera again?

[Tara]

My heart rate is still higher than normal so no more scary posts please! LOL

[Maria]

At least yr much better now burd!

 

xx

[Blink]

I always catch the spider and release it into the freedom of the garden, it would be cruel not to!

[Capn Jack]

Al what was he using to make the spider pose for the camera again?

 

Nothing it just sat there waiting to be put back in its web. People make out that Black Widows are aggresive, this one certainly wasn't, it was pretty docile. The other spider we found in Georgia near Florida was huge it was the size of my hand on its web and the web span must have been about 6feet across between two trees, the web was kinda golden coloured.

[Maria]

My brother used to be a right fucker for trying to throw spiders at me. He used to do the same as u, set em free in the garden!

 

U know when u go in the bathroom and ocassionaly find a spider in the bath, well a few years ago m bro told me he picked one out of the bath and had it in his hand.

 

Chased me round the house with it whist i was narly having a heart attack.

 

He threw it at me, me thinking it was a spider, but it wasnt. It was the stalk of a tomatoe. I nearly murdered the bastid.

 

[Capn Jack]

He threw it at me, me thinking it was a spider, but it wasnt. It was the stalk of a tomatoe. I nearly murdered the bastid.

 

Hehe, that was one of my favorite jokes.

[Maria]

Yeh but it aint funny!

 

Anybody tries pissing meoff with a spider in their hands will see the devil in me!

 

[Capn Jack]

Yeh but it aint funny!

 

Anybody tries pissing meoff with a spider in their hands will see the devil in me!

 

 

Or see you dissapearing in a cloud of dust.

[Maria]

*poof*

[Capn Jack]

*poof*

 

Or like you said disapearing "poof and your gone"

[Maria]

This post makes me shiver.

[Capn Jack]

This post makes me shiver.

 

Eh?

[Maria]

spiderssssssssssssss