any one want a fukbudy no boys

[Magicman]

hmmmm Anyway, do you like my new avatar? I know I keep changing it

[Hardhousehunnij]

ya last one looked well sexy but this one is okay, i cna't change mine

[Magicman]

You reckon? Well thank you

[Hardhousehunnij]

it's okay (i'll 2nd u a 2nd fukbusy for free know)

[Magicman]

you gonna wrap yourself up? ahem... I think it's time I went to bed!

[Hardhousehunnij]

I think i will joni ya in my own bed

 

also i think this needs to be in smut forum 2 but what th hell you are all sexy people p.s im not drunk i don't think just very happy

[Hardhousehunnij]

btw fukbuddy will be delaided due to the postal service in leeds in the last 3 months the postmans keep quitting

[Mr Moo]

Age: 9-75

Sex: Heshe

Height: under 4ft

Size: LARGE!

Hair colour: Off colour

Hair type: Greasy!

Eyes: (blind)

Eye colour: Dont mind

Shoe size: " "

Fav colour: Poo colour

Music genra: Hardhouse...

Bed Skills: Sack of potatoes skillzzzz

Cooking skills: Microwave meals

CLubbing skills: Dances like a retard!

Desired name: Veronica

Sexuality:

[Hardhousehunnij]

u just described ureself but i'll try and find u one

[jon_m]

i wanna [censored] BUDDY!!! Jodie how about u!?!

[Hardhousehunnij]

only if ya nice 2 me

[jon_m]

only if ya nice 2 me

 

...and wen have i eva been anythin other than nice to u?

[Hardhousehunnij]

only if ya nice 2 me

 

...and wen have i eva been anythin other than nice to u?

 

okay yes, but i need some more diry texts

[jon_m]

only if ya nice 2 me

 

...and wen have i eva been anythin other than nice to u?

 

okay yes, but i need some more diry texts

 

dirty or funny?

 

my idea of dirty may offend/shock u

 

or do u mean those jokey type mass produced txts everyone gets?

 

does this mean ul b my [censored] buddy?

[Hardhousehunnij]

dirty dirty messages the one's what get u wet