Today's Auction.

[Maria]

CreamyC's anal beard.

 

Has been growing for 34 years - or however long he has been living on this planet (god help us).

 

Tis in good condition. Regular appointments at the local barbers keep this anal beard..what it is.

 

Back combed every 2 weeks.

Permed every month.

And trimed once a year to prevent split ends.

 

This fine pieve of wigage is at an astonishin, remarkable price and could be your today!

 

The going price is 25p and a hand job.

 

Please see Fred The Baddie who will take payments and handjobs..at the back of the store.

 

NB - Today's offer is open to Males only

 

This was brought to you by Mrs Jizzer.

 

 

[James]

This was brought to you by Mrs Jizzer.

 

LMAO x 99.9

[CreamyC]

Mrs Jizzer my arse.

 

You're just yet another wannabe who nicks my ideas.

 

You aint got a clue.

 

[LittleMissLoud]

Why does James laugh at everything Maria says - she blatantly aint funny!

[CreamyC]

LittleMissCreamy said:

Why does James laugh at everything Maria says - she blatantly aint funny!

 

EXACTLY.

 

Jizzer ---> LMAO.

[Maria]

CreamyC said:

Mrs Jizzer my arse.

 

You're just yet another wannabe who nicks my ideas.

 

You aint got a clue.

 

 

Nicks your ideas?

 

Sorry mate - u can keep yr anal beard.

 

Altho i think fred still wants his hand job.

[Blink]

Who is the hand job from?

[Maria]

LittleMissCreamy said:

Why does James laugh at everything Maria says - she blatantly aint funny!

 

Look - go away. leave me alone.

 

Go comb creamys beard....or sumthing.

[CreamyC]

Its true though. His head must stink of your [censored] its so far up your arse.

[Maria]

CreamyC said:

Its true though. His head must stink of your [censored] its so far up your arse.

 

Nah - his head is alays between my legs tickling my crack - not my arse.

 

Twat.

[FredTheBaddie]

DJSG said:

 

Nicks your ideas?

 

Sorry mate - u can keep yr anal beard.

 

Altho i think fred still wants his hand job.

Don't worry, I'll be getting that and the rest within about 4 hours.

Not from you tho

[Maria]

FredTheBaddie said:

 

Not from you tho

 

That would just be yr dream come true.

 

[CreamyC]

James is your saviour.

 

 

[FredTheBaddie]

DJSG said:

FredTheBaddie said:

 

Not from you tho

 

That would just be yr dream come true.

My nightmare you mean. I don't do taffs.

[Maria]

I dont do Paedo's