FAO: Capn_Jack

[Scream]

Didn't this make you feel proud!!!!???

 

> > The following was broadcast live on CNN on the 24th of

> > March.........

> In front of camera is the CNN anchor. He is joined by three American

> military experts (one being a retired two-star general from the

> 'elite' Delta Force) and an ex SAS soldier. Footage on side-screen

> shows Iraqi soldiers surrendering to coalition troops.

 

CNN Anchor: "We've no current verification as to whether these are US or British troops the Iraqis are surrendering to."

Yank 1: "They look to be ours - only US troops wear boots like those."

Yank 2: "Indeed, and they appear to have the standard issue camouflage fatigues."

Yank 3 (Delta Force): "I'm not sure - we'll have to get close-up images of them to be 100%. We'll definately be able to tell from the shape of their Kevlar helmets if they're ours."

Ex SAS: "I'm surprised to learn you're all experts. Since when did US forces carry the SA80 rifle as standard issue? Their DPMs could've been bought, as could their boots and webbing for that matter, so you're chasing rainbows if you can I.D them from their clothes!"

Anchor: "I think you're right."

Ex SAS: "Of course I'm bloody right - anyone with half a brain and basic military training worth their salt should be able to I.D a British soldier by his rifle unless he's special forces! Not to mention the fact that they're covering all their arcs of fire properly, not shouting "woo yeah!" randomly and haven't raised a flag in direct contravention of their orders!"

 

......At this point one of the Americans pulls his mic off and leaves the floor. The other two look very uncomfortable.......

Anchor: "I think we can safely say that the soldiers on your screen are British.......Now for these messages......."

 

 

I couldn't stop laughing!!

[Clubbing Si]

james please bring their own forum back

 

BORING SCREAM TALK ABOUT CARS OR FOOTBALL, THE WAR IS NOW HOMOSEXUAL!

[Scream]

football is crap. cars yep, hehe we could talk about traffs car which is a right off thanks a woman driver

[Capn Jack]

*sniff* still brings a tear to my eye. Although it brought more of a tear when I saw it in the Jokes & Fun forum.

[Capn Jack]

Clubbing_Si said:

james please bring their own forum back

 

BORING SCREAM TALK ABOUT CARS OR FOOTBALL, THE WAR IS NOW HOMOSEXUAL!

 

Street cars a big bag of bollox and football, I cannot watch a bunch of male model wannabe's, falling around a pitch everytime someone tackles them.

 

Street cars, bollox more like!

Football, bollox more like!

[Scream]

true true. But sums them up really don't it?!

[Capn Jack]

Football, what a waste of time, filled with a bunch of overpaid goons kicking a ball around for 90mins followed by a herd of "fans" who wear the shirts of their favorite teams kinda reminds me of "nerds" at a StarTrek convention all wearing the uniform.

[Scream]

Capn_Jack said:

Football, what a waste of time, filled with a bunch of overpaid goons kicking a ball around for 90mins followed by a herd of "fans" who wear the shirts of their favorite teams kinda reminds me of "nerds" at a StarTrek convention all wearing the uniform.

 

lol