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Wife - What would you do if i died? would you get married again?

 

Husband - Definitely not!

 

Wife - Why not, dont you like being married or something

 

Husband - Of course i do

 

Wife - Then why woundnt you re-marry?

 

Husband - Okay, I'd get married again

 

Wife - You Would? (she says with a hurtful look on her face)

 

Husband - (Makes audible groan)

 

Wife - Would you sleep with her in our bed?

 

Husband - Where else would we sleep?

 

Wife - Okay, so do you reckon you'd replace my picture with hers?

 

Husband - That would seem like the proper thing to do

 

Wife - Would she use my golf clubs?

 

Husband - No, she's right handed.

 

Wife ----Silence-----

 

Husband - SH*T!!!!

 

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